"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Funny 300 pictures thread! post em!

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I'll start :rockon:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/thisisalligotz.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/SPARTA.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/300dineLOL.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/BYAHH.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/madnesssparta.gif
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/pinkshirtdude.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/pinkshirtguy2.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/redsauce.gif
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What is this 300 thing? Do I live in a shell? What's a movie?
(seriously asking all three questions too..)
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Yeah, that movie came out of no where for me. Overnight, it seemed all the guys I know were obsessed with this movie.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't own a TV, movies are $8 a pop, and I just found out today there was a big train wreck in my city and it happened yesterday!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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LMAO! That s.hit was funny. I liked the soccer one and the story about the dude kicking the lesbo in the chest.

But as for other people posting them...I'm pretty sure you're the only one who knows how to make em or find em Kev.
 
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I just watched Cheech n Chongs Next Movie and it was way better than 300.
 
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http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=JPFWIF43UUKAARAJDSDSSHOYRZ4VRSITFavorite
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=BLOUBPLF4FFUTXQMYMKAC6WC3AQVWR65
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=MFCQSH74MQ6BTYAKPLMCRY4P6NIAZJIN
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=GBDCU247EZV5G7QTKLNQDGFEMSFNS5WX
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=VPQ7IKZGMY542ATAUR2IXDN2HO6D3PDT
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=VQRMVWYQVVV7O6QLNCCMJPTUV5BIUQL5
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=35HRFGFGZWZLWBTKL7WILJVSZDEWMQZD
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=ZSZCN2DM7J6HNCGSH7KQMRIUQKPTX2YP
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
 
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Great thread... The red sauce on pasta actually looked as if he said it. I wonder who had the time to realize that the linguistics were the same between what he said and what was captioned.
 
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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
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I didn't make em, I'm not that sad. lol
 
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