Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Funny 300 pictures thread! post em!

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I'll start :rockon:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/thisisalligotz.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/SPARTA.jpg
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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/BYAHH.jpg
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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/pinkshirtdude.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/pinkshirtguy2.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/redsauce.gif
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Docs said:
What is this 300 thing? Do I live in a shell? What's a movie?
(seriously asking all three questions too..)
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Yeah, that movie came out of no where for me. Overnight, it seemed all the guys I know were obsessed with this movie.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't own a TV, movies are $8 a pop, and I just found out today there was a big train wreck in my city and it happened yesterday!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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LMAO! That s.hit was funny. I liked the soccer one and the story about the dude kicking the lesbo in the chest.

But as for other people posting them...I'm pretty sure you're the only one who knows how to make em or find em Kev.
 
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I just watched Cheech n Chongs Next Movie and it was way better than 300.
 
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http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=JPFWIF43UUKAARAJDSDSSHOYRZ4VRSITFavorite
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=BLOUBPLF4FFUTXQMYMKAC6WC3AQVWR65
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http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=ZSZCN2DM7J6HNCGSH7KQMRIUQKPTX2YP
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
 
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Great thread... The red sauce on pasta actually looked as if he said it. I wonder who had the time to realize that the linguistics were the same between what he said and what was captioned.
 
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Stud said:
It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
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I didn't make em, I'm not that sad. lol
 
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