"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Funny 300 pictures thread! post em!

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Docs said:
What is this 300 thing? Do I live in a shell? What's a movie?
(seriously asking all three questions too..)
Yeah, that movie came out of no where for me. Overnight, it seemed all the guys I know were obsessed with this movie.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't own a TV, movies are $8 a pop, and I just found out today there was a big train wreck in my city and it happened yesterday!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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LMAO! That s.hit was funny. I liked the soccer one and the story about the dude kicking the lesbo in the chest.

But as for other people posting them...I'm pretty sure you're the only one who knows how to make em or find em Kev.
 

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I just watched Cheech n Chongs Next Movie and it was way better than 300.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
 

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Great thread... The red sauce on pasta actually looked as if he said it. I wonder who had the time to realize that the linguistics were the same between what he said and what was captioned.
 

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Stud said:
It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
I didn't make em, I'm not that sad. lol
 
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