"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Funniest Troll/member Of 2005!

Who was the funniest?

  • Dr. Beard

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • 2Good4U

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • PurplePimp

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Mr. Cardio

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Mr. Non juan

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • shizz nizzle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .
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Mr. Unique

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Who was funniest?

We caught the bird flu when Dr.beard first posted in this site
2good4u thought he was 2goodlooking but when we saw him he was 2ugly4sosuave
Purplepimp was russian and gay
We all thought Mr. Cardio A.K.A PYSSY EATERs evil temper was a joke
MR. Non Juan advice is a complete joke
shizz nizzle is just a joke

Lol! how lame.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I wonder how purple pimp is doing, he was doin much better before he got banned :crackup:
 
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who did you take this idea from?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mr. Cardio was hilarious wit that "That's why the bytches don't want yo ass nigga!" thread
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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C'mon man, Bjerte with his famous "ball pains" was the best! Never mess with an Icelander!
 
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If you guys want I can ask a mod to put up bjertes name up their but the rest would have a full day head start.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Because he isn't a troll.

Anyways, I vote for Bjerte. You forgot to add him to the poll.
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Back in your cave.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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Find the post, and i'll be happy to win the argument :).

If not, stop talking rubbish.

And... uh... go back to church :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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This is a funny fvckin statement :crackup: !

Not droppin' vibes against anybody, It's just funny
 
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