"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funniest Troll/member Of 2005!

Who was the funniest?

  • Dr. Beard

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • 2Good4U

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • PurplePimp

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Mr. Cardio

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Mr. Non juan

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • shizz nizzle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    38
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Mr. Unique

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Who was funniest?

We caught the bird flu when Dr.beard first posted in this site
2good4u thought he was 2goodlooking but when we saw him he was 2ugly4sosuave
Purplepimp was russian and gay
We all thought Mr. Cardio A.K.A PYSSY EATERs evil temper was a joke
MR. Non Juan advice is a complete joke
shizz nizzle is just a joke

Lol! how lame.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I wonder how purple pimp is doing, he was doin much better before he got banned :crackup:
 
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who did you take this idea from?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mr. Cardio was hilarious wit that "That's why the bytches don't want yo ass nigga!" thread
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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C'mon man, Bjerte with his famous "ball pains" was the best! Never mess with an Icelander!
 
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If you guys want I can ask a mod to put up bjertes name up their but the rest would have a full day head start.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Because he isn't a troll.

Anyways, I vote for Bjerte. You forgot to add him to the poll.
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Back in your cave.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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Find the post, and i'll be happy to win the argument :).

If not, stop talking rubbish.

And... uh... go back to church :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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This is a funny fvckin statement :crackup: !

Not droppin' vibes against anybody, It's just funny
 
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