"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Funniest Troll/member Of 2005!

Who was the funniest?

  • Dr. Beard

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • 2Good4U

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • PurplePimp

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Mr. Cardio

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Mr. Non juan

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • shizz nizzle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    38
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Who was funniest?

We caught the bird flu when Dr.beard first posted in this site
2good4u thought he was 2goodlooking but when we saw him he was 2ugly4sosuave
Purplepimp was russian and gay
We all thought Mr. Cardio A.K.A PYSSY EATERs evil temper was a joke
MR. Non Juan advice is a complete joke
shizz nizzle is just a joke

Lol! how lame.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I wonder how purple pimp is doing, he was doin much better before he got banned :crackup:
 
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who did you take this idea from?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Mr. Cardio was hilarious wit that "That's why the bytches don't want yo ass nigga!" thread
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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C'mon man, Bjerte with his famous "ball pains" was the best! Never mess with an Icelander!
 
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If you guys want I can ask a mod to put up bjertes name up their but the rest would have a full day head start.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Because he isn't a troll.

Anyways, I vote for Bjerte. You forgot to add him to the poll.
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Back in your cave.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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Find the post, and i'll be happy to win the argument :).

If not, stop talking rubbish.

And... uh... go back to church :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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This is a funny fvckin statement :crackup: !

Not droppin' vibes against anybody, It's just funny
 
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