"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Funniest Troll/member Of 2005!

Who was the funniest?

  • Dr. Beard

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • 2Good4U

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • PurplePimp

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Mr. Cardio

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Mr. Non juan

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • shizz nizzle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .
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Mr. Unique

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Who was funniest?

We caught the bird flu when Dr.beard first posted in this site
2good4u thought he was 2goodlooking but when we saw him he was 2ugly4sosuave
Purplepimp was russian and gay
We all thought Mr. Cardio A.K.A PYSSY EATERs evil temper was a joke
MR. Non Juan advice is a complete joke
shizz nizzle is just a joke

Lol! how lame.
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I wonder how purple pimp is doing, he was doin much better before he got banned :crackup:
 
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who did you take this idea from?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mr. Cardio was hilarious wit that "That's why the bytches don't want yo ass nigga!" thread
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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C'mon man, Bjerte with his famous "ball pains" was the best! Never mess with an Icelander!
 
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If you guys want I can ask a mod to put up bjertes name up their but the rest would have a full day head start.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Because he isn't a troll.

Anyways, I vote for Bjerte. You forgot to add him to the poll.
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Back in your cave.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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Find the post, and i'll be happy to win the argument :).

If not, stop talking rubbish.

And... uh... go back to church :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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This is a funny fvckin statement :crackup: !

Not droppin' vibes against anybody, It's just funny
 
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