"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Funniest Troll/member Of 2005!

Who was the funniest?

  • Dr. Beard

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • 2Good4U

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • PurplePimp

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Mr. Cardio

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Mr. Non juan

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • shizz nizzle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    38
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Mr. Unique

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Who was funniest?

We caught the bird flu when Dr.beard first posted in this site
2good4u thought he was 2goodlooking but when we saw him he was 2ugly4sosuave
Purplepimp was russian and gay
We all thought Mr. Cardio A.K.A PYSSY EATERs evil temper was a joke
MR. Non Juan advice is a complete joke
shizz nizzle is just a joke

Lol! how lame.
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I wonder how purple pimp is doing, he was doin much better before he got banned :crackup:
 
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who did you take this idea from?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mr. Cardio was hilarious wit that "That's why the bytches don't want yo ass nigga!" thread
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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C'mon man, Bjerte with his famous "ball pains" was the best! Never mess with an Icelander!
 
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If you guys want I can ask a mod to put up bjertes name up their but the rest would have a full day head start.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Because he isn't a troll.

Anyways, I vote for Bjerte. You forgot to add him to the poll.
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Back in your cave.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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Find the post, and i'll be happy to win the argument :).

If not, stop talking rubbish.

And... uh... go back to church :rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Are you one of those feminist lovers that I argued with sometime back? Go carry your girl's purse.
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This is a funny fvckin statement :crackup: !

Not droppin' vibes against anybody, It's just funny
 
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