Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
"Show me yur bobs and vageen"
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Fun posting ridiculous OLD profile screenshots
- Thread starter Pierce Manhammer
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BillyPilgrim
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This isn't really that egregious, more indicative of a common mindset on Tinder. In-your-face incongruity you really don't see anywhere else. Yes, let's show off out titties lying on the couch and say we're looking for long-term.
It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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It's threads like these that make me question my involvement here, we all know OLD is hurting bad, people can reverse search their own images and this site will come up, I definitely wouldn't be posting your own messages alongside a picture as you could be identified.
Pierce Manhammer
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Explain to me how I can be identified by posting a screenshot off an app? Do you actually understand how technology works?
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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The messages that would need to be screenshotted are unique, nobody would possesses them outside of the people receiving them... More common sense than an understanding of technology.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
That would require:
1. the other person even knows about the forum
2. is capable of navigating it
3. can find the post
4. remembers the conversation
However, we are posting OLD profiles, not conversations, for the most part. I also would not post anything here I deemed could ever blowback. I'm just not that interesting or important.
1. the other person even knows about the forum
2. is capable of navigating it
3. can find the post
4. remembers the conversation
However, we are posting OLD profiles, not conversations, for the most part. I also would not post anything here I deemed could ever blowback. I'm just not that interesting or important.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The irony of being on a hookup app and looking for long term and marriage.
BillyPilgrim
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It's definitely a flex, be it borne of revenge-seeking or power-tripping
SW15
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People have gotten long term relationships from Tinder, but Hinge and Bumble are known more for longer term relationship seekers.
I_have_BDE
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From what I've seen with old the successful relationships tend to be ugly fat people. Because usually they're going for the same thing so its easy for them to both find a fatty. Unlike a guy whos not an ugly lardball that has standards. So yes, i think fat ugly people seem to do better on old since their bar is low. A lot of fat and ugly women on old. Thats just what I've seen irl personally. I work a job with young women like just out of hs and college and none of them are on old. All meet guys traditional way. Only ones I see on old i worked with was a couple fatties.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
I’d ask that readers kindly refrain from posting their opinions about OLD on this thread.
This thread is not meant for that - there are, several other threads on the site dedicated to taking about OLD please take your opinions there.
As stated this thread is meant to act as a repository for screenshots of absurd/funny profiles that we come across on OLD, nothing else.
Thanks!
This thread is not meant for that - there are, several other threads on the site dedicated to taking about OLD please take your opinions there.
As stated this thread is meant to act as a repository for screenshots of absurd/funny profiles that we come across on OLD, nothing else.
Thanks!
Pierce Manhammer
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Perfectly cute 42 year old, maybe 10-15lbs of chub. All read ok until…
In woman words: I expect you to pay my way.
In woman words: I expect you to pay my way.
pipeman84
Master Don Juan
I can see the emotional baggage already on her face. Single mom looking for someone mature, emotionally stable
By the end of the 'about me' section the pretense was falling and she came as close as possible of saying she's looking for a dupe.Westminster
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Not just that. Almost every word of that is off-putting to me. So, erm, no thanks.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Pierce Manhammer
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Pierce Manhammer
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Omg man you’re messaging her? You must post the thread…
I_have_BDE
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Her teeth are not good.
EyeBRollin
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Epic. This thread is a treasure. Keep posting!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.