Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
"Show me yur bobs and vageen"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Fun posting ridiculous OLD profile screenshots
- Thread starter Pierce Manhammer
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BillyPilgrim
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This isn't really that egregious, more indicative of a common mindset on Tinder. In-your-face incongruity you really don't see anywhere else. Yes, let's show off out titties lying on the couch and say we're looking for long-term.
It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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It's threads like these that make me question my involvement here, we all know OLD is hurting bad, people can reverse search their own images and this site will come up, I definitely wouldn't be posting your own messages alongside a picture as you could be identified.
Pierce Manhammer
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Explain to me how I can be identified by posting a screenshot off an app? Do you actually understand how technology works?
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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The messages that would need to be screenshotted are unique, nobody would possesses them outside of the people receiving them... More common sense than an understanding of technology.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Pierce Manhammer
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That would require:
1. the other person even knows about the forum
2. is capable of navigating it
3. can find the post
4. remembers the conversation
However, we are posting OLD profiles, not conversations, for the most part. I also would not post anything here I deemed could ever blowback. I'm just not that interesting or important.
1. the other person even knows about the forum
2. is capable of navigating it
3. can find the post
4. remembers the conversation
However, we are posting OLD profiles, not conversations, for the most part. I also would not post anything here I deemed could ever blowback. I'm just not that interesting or important.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The irony of being on a hookup app and looking for long term and marriage.
BillyPilgrim
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It's definitely a flex, be it borne of revenge-seeking or power-tripping
SW15
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People have gotten long term relationships from Tinder, but Hinge and Bumble are known more for longer term relationship seekers.
I_have_BDE
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From what I've seen with old the successful relationships tend to be ugly fat people. Because usually they're going for the same thing so its easy for them to both find a fatty. Unlike a guy whos not an ugly lardball that has standards. So yes, i think fat ugly people seem to do better on old since their bar is low. A lot of fat and ugly women on old. Thats just what I've seen irl personally. I work a job with young women like just out of hs and college and none of them are on old. All meet guys traditional way. Only ones I see on old i worked with was a couple fatties.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Pierce Manhammer
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I’d ask that readers kindly refrain from posting their opinions about OLD on this thread.
This thread is not meant for that - there are, several other threads on the site dedicated to taking about OLD please take your opinions there.
As stated this thread is meant to act as a repository for screenshots of absurd/funny profiles that we come across on OLD, nothing else.
Thanks!
This thread is not meant for that - there are, several other threads on the site dedicated to taking about OLD please take your opinions there.
As stated this thread is meant to act as a repository for screenshots of absurd/funny profiles that we come across on OLD, nothing else.
Thanks!
Pierce Manhammer
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Perfectly cute 42 year old, maybe 10-15lbs of chub. All read ok until…
In woman words: I expect you to pay my way.
In woman words: I expect you to pay my way.
pipeman84
Master Don Juan
I can see the emotional baggage already on her face. Single mom looking for someone mature, emotionally stable
By the end of the 'about me' section the pretense was falling and she came as close as possible of saying she's looking for a dupe.Westminster
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Not just that. Almost every word of that is off-putting to me. So, erm, no thanks.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Pierce Manhammer
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Pierce Manhammer
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Omg man you’re messaging her? You must post the thread…
I_have_BDE
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Her teeth are not good.
EyeBRollin
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Epic. This thread is a treasure. Keep posting!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.