Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
"Show me yur bobs and vageen"
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Fun posting ridiculous OLD profile screenshots
- Thread starter Pierce Manhammer
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
BillyPilgrim
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This isn't really that egregious, more indicative of a common mindset on Tinder. In-your-face incongruity you really don't see anywhere else. Yes, let's show off out titties lying on the couch and say we're looking for long-term.
It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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It's threads like these that make me question my involvement here, we all know OLD is hurting bad, people can reverse search their own images and this site will come up, I definitely wouldn't be posting your own messages alongside a picture as you could be identified.
Pierce Manhammer
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Explain to me how I can be identified by posting a screenshot off an app? Do you actually understand how technology works?
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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The messages that would need to be screenshotted are unique, nobody would possesses them outside of the people receiving them... More common sense than an understanding of technology.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Pierce Manhammer
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That would require:
1. the other person even knows about the forum
2. is capable of navigating it
3. can find the post
4. remembers the conversation
However, we are posting OLD profiles, not conversations, for the most part. I also would not post anything here I deemed could ever blowback. I'm just not that interesting or important.
1. the other person even knows about the forum
2. is capable of navigating it
3. can find the post
4. remembers the conversation
However, we are posting OLD profiles, not conversations, for the most part. I also would not post anything here I deemed could ever blowback. I'm just not that interesting or important.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The irony of being on a hookup app and looking for long term and marriage.
BillyPilgrim
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It's definitely a flex, be it borne of revenge-seeking or power-tripping
SW15
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People have gotten long term relationships from Tinder, but Hinge and Bumble are known more for longer term relationship seekers.
I_have_BDE
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From what I've seen with old the successful relationships tend to be ugly fat people. Because usually they're going for the same thing so its easy for them to both find a fatty. Unlike a guy whos not an ugly lardball that has standards. So yes, i think fat ugly people seem to do better on old since their bar is low. A lot of fat and ugly women on old. Thats just what I've seen irl personally. I work a job with young women like just out of hs and college and none of them are on old. All meet guys traditional way. Only ones I see on old i worked with was a couple fatties.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Pierce Manhammer
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I’d ask that readers kindly refrain from posting their opinions about OLD on this thread.
This thread is not meant for that - there are, several other threads on the site dedicated to taking about OLD please take your opinions there.
As stated this thread is meant to act as a repository for screenshots of absurd/funny profiles that we come across on OLD, nothing else.
Thanks!
This thread is not meant for that - there are, several other threads on the site dedicated to taking about OLD please take your opinions there.
As stated this thread is meant to act as a repository for screenshots of absurd/funny profiles that we come across on OLD, nothing else.
Thanks!
Pierce Manhammer
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Perfectly cute 42 year old, maybe 10-15lbs of chub. All read ok until…
In woman words: I expect you to pay my way.
In woman words: I expect you to pay my way.
pipeman84
Master Don Juan
I can see the emotional baggage already on her face. Single mom looking for someone mature, emotionally stable
By the end of the 'about me' section the pretense was falling and she came as close as possible of saying she's looking for a dupe.Westminster
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Not just that. Almost every word of that is off-putting to me. So, erm, no thanks.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Pierce Manhammer
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Pierce Manhammer
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Omg man you’re messaging her? You must post the thread…
I_have_BDE
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Her teeth are not good.
EyeBRollin
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Epic. This thread is a treasure. Keep posting!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.