You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
That's pretty expensive . . . I can get a box of 6 for like $40. But back to the point of the thread, sounds like you guys had a great time, minus the flick in the eye . . . Just shows you that ANYTHING can happen in the field!Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Thanks man - yea not only have me and wize developed the WINGMAN PISS TAKING ROUTINE, but ive devised a couple more including:
~Action Men
~Werewolf Hunter
If you wanna try them out you can PM me...
Well mine are Corrective Lenses, they arent for show - thats why i was so pissed off because its gonna cost me like £30 to replace it.
Basically you just get the Lens on your finger, and place it onto your eyeball.
Simpl
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
:crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by The_Shezzler
FRIDAY 4TH NOVEMEBER 2005
i also negged her on her top (saying that she looked kinda like a pirate lol)