She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
That's pretty expensive . . . I can get a box of 6 for like $40. But back to the point of the thread, sounds like you guys had a great time, minus the flick in the eye . . . Just shows you that ANYTHING can happen in the field!Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Thanks man - yea not only have me and wize developed the WINGMAN PISS TAKING ROUTINE, but ive devised a couple more including:
~Action Men
~Werewolf Hunter
If you wanna try them out you can PM me...
Well mine are Corrective Lenses, they arent for show - thats why i was so pissed off because its gonna cost me like £30 to replace it.
Basically you just get the Lens on your finger, and place it onto your eyeball.
Simpl
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
:crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by The_Shezzler
FRIDAY 4TH NOVEMEBER 2005
i also negged her on her top (saying that she looked kinda like a pirate lol)