FR: Hurricane Contact Lens, Shezz and Wize are fast becoming Style and Mystery...

[Swoop]

Good job with the 3 set. Should of stuck with them and close.

 

[lebRambo]

what exactly is cavemanning?

 

[Cougar10033]

lol i didnt know cavemaning was a technique... I have been doing stuff like that since my days in HS and ill admit girls loved it... I always just thought i had ADHD, its rare to see guys doing it where i am from

 

[dyce]

nice post man

dam i really enjoy reading FR's on this site

 

[ItalianoPuro]

rely good post... lol

I wish I had some good wingman
and lol nice collaboration for the piss opener

and do u use contact lenses?

could u reccomend some as I've been looking for some... but many say they are rubbish :\

 

[fender85]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Thanks man - yea not only have me and wize developed the WINGMAN PISS TAKING ROUTINE, but ive devised a couple more including:

~Action Men
~Werewolf Hunter

If you wanna try them out you can PM me...

Well mine are Corrective Lenses, they arent for show - thats why i was so pissed off because its gonna cost me like £30 to replace it.

Basically you just get the Lens on your finger, and place it onto your eyeball.

Simpl

That's pretty expensive . . . I can get a box of 6 for like $40. But back to the point of the thread, sounds like you guys had a great time, minus the flick in the eye . . . Just shows you that ANYTHING can happen in the field!

 

[Boner da Stoner]

WOW, Shezzler, you've still got a long ways to go!!!

You are DJ material, but long from a DJ. Locations, possibilites, open your mind bro.

hehe at least I learned something, I'm wasting my time, my looks, and my pockets by paying $300 for a raunchy pair of bottle cap glasses.

Oh yeah, the rage tech works wonders on some girls... So does the caveman... especialy when your voice is nasally for the day, just turn up the cave man and you can let your rage flow

 

[dyce]

ignore boner da stoner, he posts the weirdest ****

 

[spider_007]

you really want that MPUA status don't you? :cheer:

 

[Boner da Stoner]

dyce is returded thanks for qualifying me

and shezzler, like I said, look for the possibilities... how the **** can I elaborate on that? I'm not one to say look under that rock over there for the answer you seek, I'm no sifu.

Your field report changed significantly from this post and the nearly identical one at flag heh?

it sounds better over there, but more truthful here. Don't be a poser.

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bottle cap glasses, IE I am legally blind, I need huge glasses to see with, If I had known contacts were so cheap I would have opted for them long ago... A part of being social is to talk about what urrbody else knows. I hate critics though,because of it, cause they sound so energetic talking about that one movie they watched 100 times over.

star trek fans come to mind.
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lots of assumed intelligence there, you've got the, you even taught me the word cavemanning. I just called it miming, since I could do it without words and still elicit the same emotions for the technique to be succesful.

don't be so quick to stomp on people man, theres knowledge everywhere.
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Hmmmm

 

[C00L]

shezz, you and jerkson kind of look alike.

 

[\O/]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler
FRIDAY 4TH NOVEMEBER 2005

i also negged her on her top (saying that she looked kinda like a pirate lol)

:crackup: :crackup:

 

[Lost In Translation]

:crackup:

The_Shezzler
I flicked her on the end of the nose (for what reason, i have no idea lol)

She went to flick me back and i turned my head away...only for her extra long finger nail to connect with my eye ball, and ultimately my contact lens!

:crackup:

reminded me of

Quote: Don Pablo
” The George McFly backshot has gotten me laid so many times its not even funny. Too bad my friends are all beat up. “

The George McFly nose flick

WARNING DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME :crackup:

NO CONTACT LENSES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

" stop being insecure " i hate that saying. it's a cop out for not having enough balls to confront a woman about what she is doing THAT IS WRONG or potentially damaging to a long term relationship. – Lost In Translation

 

[Boner da Stoner]

twice I posted the exact same thing with different wording, I could do it again in laymans terms and hope you glean some info from it... but I choose not to waste my time

I'm saying, look for possibilities, you went screaming out of that place like a flibbering caveman, you didn;t give her a chance, I bet you got poked and ran like a little *****. How's that for blatant observation? It's better than advice to be told the truth.