Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
That's pretty expensive . . . I can get a box of 6 for like $40. But back to the point of the thread, sounds like you guys had a great time, minus the flick in the eye . . . Just shows you that ANYTHING can happen in the field!Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Thanks man - yea not only have me and wize developed the WINGMAN PISS TAKING ROUTINE, but ive devised a couple more including:
~Action Men
~Werewolf Hunter
If you wanna try them out you can PM me...
Well mine are Corrective Lenses, they arent for show - thats why i was so pissed off because its gonna cost me like £30 to replace it.
Basically you just get the Lens on your finger, and place it onto your eyeball.
Simpl
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
:crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by The_Shezzler
FRIDAY 4TH NOVEMEBER 2005
i also negged her on her top (saying that she looked kinda like a pirate lol)