Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Too bad. Mine.![]()
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I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.
Call me if you need comforting.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Too bad. Mine.![]()
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hehe, hopefully your @ss is healed up and not sore from last time.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
*misbehavin*
on your way up, yet?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
hahaha go eternal!!Originally posted by Eternal
Oh yeah, before anyone tries anything...
*Grabs Fist_of_Fury*
Gio and Pen aren't the only ones that can have fun on here.
*Goes to UT* Wait, is that what you meant?Originally posted by penkitten
hahaha go eternal!!
Originally posted by Don Ronny
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!
I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.
Call me if you need comforting.![]()
Baby it's your turn.Originally posted by penkitten
he can pack up and come here anytime![]()
i will be there in like 3 days, honeyOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Baby it's your turn.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Can't wait.Originally posted by penkitten
i will be there in like 3 days, honey
hang the mistletoe everywhere baby and vaccum all the floorsOriginally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Can't wait.
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses hahaOriginally posted by Eternal
So...When do you want to start the promotion of the tape from you and Gio, Pen?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?Originally posted by penkitten
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses haha
Keagles are an excersice that make either your d*ck or p*ssy stronger (or tighter) and helps keep guys from busting quickly.Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
I hate to interupt the fun but... what are Keagals? Also, I heard Madonna had some surgery when she made the music video "Like a Virgin" and it made her ***** seem as if it was a virgin ***** bc she had already had sex 4 times when she made the video. I know that's not what Keagals are, but as anyone ever heard of a surgery like that?
Originally posted by Eternal
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.