"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Too bad. Mine. :p :D
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!

I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.

Call me if you need comforting. ;)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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*misbehavin*


on your way up, yet?
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
*misbehavin*


on your way up, yet?
Hehe, hopefully your @ss is healed up and not sore from last time. ;)

*Goes up to UT to "punish" you.* ;)
 

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:D :D :D
 

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Oh yeah, before anyone tries anything...

*Grabs Fist_of_Fury*

Gio and Pen aren't the only ones that can have fun on here.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Eternal
Oh yeah, before anyone tries anything...

*Grabs Fist_of_Fury*

Gio and Pen aren't the only ones that can have fun on here.
hahaha go eternal!!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
hahaha go eternal!!
*Goes to UT* Wait, is that what you meant?

Guess people can stop wondering if I have no life off the computer now. :p

So...When do you want to start the promotion of the tape from you and Gio, Pen?
 

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!

I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.

Call me if you need comforting. ;)

he can pack up and come here anytime:)
however, he isnt either chauvenist or a bastard......
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
he can pack up and come here anytime:)
Baby it's your turn.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You two crazy kids...
 

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Gio, rip off my idea...

Tie the misletoe to the fly of your pants.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal

So...When do you want to start the promotion of the tape from you and Gio, Pen?
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses haha
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by penkitten
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses haha
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?
 

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I hate to interupt the fun but... what are Keagals? Also, I heard Madonna had some surgery when she made the music video "Like a Virgin" and it made her ***** seem as if it was a virgin ***** bc she had already had sex 4 times when she made the video. I know that's not what Keagals are, but as anyone ever heard of a surgery like that?
 

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
I hate to interupt the fun but... what are Keagals? Also, I heard Madonna had some surgery when she made the music video "Like a Virgin" and it made her ***** seem as if it was a virgin ***** bc she had already had sex 4 times when she made the video. I know that's not what Keagals are, but as anyone ever heard of a surgery like that?
Keagles are an excersice that make either your d*ck or p*ssy stronger (or tighter) and helps keep guys from busting quickly.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?

i love taco bell yay!
 

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penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.

Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!

Thanks a million, :)

DR

PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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