"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don Ronny

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Too bad. Mine. :p :D
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!

I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.

Call me if you need comforting. ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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*misbehavin*


on your way up, yet?
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
*misbehavin*


on your way up, yet?
Hehe, hopefully your @ss is healed up and not sore from last time. ;)

*Goes up to UT to "punish" you.* ;)
 

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:D :D :D
 

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Oh yeah, before anyone tries anything...

*Grabs Fist_of_Fury*

Gio and Pen aren't the only ones that can have fun on here.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Eternal
Oh yeah, before anyone tries anything...

*Grabs Fist_of_Fury*

Gio and Pen aren't the only ones that can have fun on here.
hahaha go eternal!!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
hahaha go eternal!!
*Goes to UT* Wait, is that what you meant?

Guess people can stop wondering if I have no life off the computer now. :p

So...When do you want to start the promotion of the tape from you and Gio, Pen?
 

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!

I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.

Call me if you need comforting. ;)

he can pack up and come here anytime:)
however, he isnt either chauvenist or a bastard......
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
he can pack up and come here anytime:)
Baby it's your turn.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Eternal

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You two crazy kids...
 

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Gio, rip off my idea...

Tie the misletoe to the fly of your pants.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal

So...When do you want to start the promotion of the tape from you and Gio, Pen?
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses haha
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by penkitten
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses haha
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?
 

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I hate to interupt the fun but... what are Keagals? Also, I heard Madonna had some surgery when she made the music video "Like a Virgin" and it made her ***** seem as if it was a virgin ***** bc she had already had sex 4 times when she made the video. I know that's not what Keagals are, but as anyone ever heard of a surgery like that?
 

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
I hate to interupt the fun but... what are Keagals? Also, I heard Madonna had some surgery when she made the music video "Like a Virgin" and it made her ***** seem as if it was a virgin ***** bc she had already had sex 4 times when she made the video. I know that's not what Keagals are, but as anyone ever heard of a surgery like that?
Keagles are an excersice that make either your d*ck or p*ssy stronger (or tighter) and helps keep guys from busting quickly.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?

i love taco bell yay!
 

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penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.

Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!

Thanks a million, :)

DR

PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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