Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
She already gets that.Originally posted by Don Ronny
mindblowing sex...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She already gets that.Originally posted by Don Ronny
mindblowing sex...
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
say it aint so? heheOriginally posted by Don Ronny
penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.
Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!
Thanks a million,
DR
PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
karate explosions!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
She already gets that.
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...Originally posted by penkitten
karate explosions!
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?Originally posted by Eternal
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...
*Goes back and talks to Taco Bell managers.*
Ok, they want to rename it to "Pen's Chalupa."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?Originally posted by penkitten
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~Originally posted by Eternal
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?
Oh well, Gio can help you burn off any extra weight.
Same here...Grande Combo...Mmmm...Originally posted by penkitten
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~