"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don Ronny

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Too bad. Mine. :p :D
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!

I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.

Call me if you need comforting. ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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*misbehavin*


on your way up, yet?
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
*misbehavin*


on your way up, yet?
Hehe, hopefully your @ss is healed up and not sore from last time. ;)

*Goes up to UT to "punish" you.* ;)
 

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:D :D :D
 

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Oh yeah, before anyone tries anything...

*Grabs Fist_of_Fury*

Gio and Pen aren't the only ones that can have fun on here.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Eternal
Oh yeah, before anyone tries anything...

*Grabs Fist_of_Fury*

Gio and Pen aren't the only ones that can have fun on here.
hahaha go eternal!!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
hahaha go eternal!!
*Goes to UT* Wait, is that what you meant?

Guess people can stop wondering if I have no life off the computer now. :p

So...When do you want to start the promotion of the tape from you and Gio, Pen?
 

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
Damn, you hear that penkitten? Gio thinks you are his PROPERTY!

I think it's time you send this chauvenist bastard packing.

Call me if you need comforting. ;)

he can pack up and come here anytime:)
however, he isnt either chauvenist or a bastard......
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
he can pack up and come here anytime:)
Baby it's your turn.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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You two crazy kids...
 

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Gio, rip off my idea...

Tie the misletoe to the fly of your pants.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal

So...When do you want to start the promotion of the tape from you and Gio, Pen?
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses haha
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by penkitten
the sooner the better , our share goes to travel expenses haha
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?
 

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I hate to interupt the fun but... what are Keagals? Also, I heard Madonna had some surgery when she made the music video "Like a Virgin" and it made her ***** seem as if it was a virgin ***** bc she had already had sex 4 times when she made the video. I know that's not what Keagals are, but as anyone ever heard of a surgery like that?
 

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
I hate to interupt the fun but... what are Keagals? Also, I heard Madonna had some surgery when she made the music video "Like a Virgin" and it made her ***** seem as if it was a virgin ***** bc she had already had sex 4 times when she made the video. I know that's not what Keagals are, but as anyone ever heard of a surgery like that?
Keagles are an excersice that make either your d*ck or p*ssy stronger (or tighter) and helps keep guys from busting quickly.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Haha. *Goes off and advertises* Hmm...I got a reply from a company in Mexico. Can you two handle free Taco Bell for life?

i love taco bell yay!
 

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penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.

Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!

Thanks a million, :)

DR

PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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