“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
And BY THE WAY!
Johnny, who left this thread embarrassed, licks MY nuts...
So WE don't get a thread of our own!?!?? :mad:
If you two lovebirds want to start a thread of your own in Anything Else talking about how Jonny licks your nuts, I fully support y'all.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hot Ice

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
If you two lovebirds want to start a thread of your own in Anything Else talking about how Jonny licks your nuts, I fully support y'all.
Ahm, Great!

Hear Jonny??
We got moderator support!
 

Hot Ice

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Originally posted by penkitten
johnny is on his way to your house now..
Cool he's going to another COUNTRY and over Atlantic for d!ck...
Don't you think it's kinda afc?? :confused:
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
Cool he's going to another COUNTRY and over Atlantic for d!ck...
Don't you think it's kinda afc?? :confused:
stop... pajama time!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
Don't you think it's kinda afc?? :confused:
True love knows no "AFC".
 

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Awwww... it's so cute you two answer my posts taking turns when it's pajama time :p
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i am not knocked up , thank you very much.
Just poking fun at Gio's penchant for MILFs.
I guess he likes the pvssy to be a lil loosey goosey
 

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
Just poking fun at Gio's penchant for MILFs.
I guess he likes the pvssy to be a lil loosey goosey
o sheesh, havent you ever heard of keagals?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
You do Keagals???:eek:

Now I want a piece!
Too bad. Mine. :p :D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Too bad. Mine. :p :D
Gio doesn't like to share...:(

Hey wait, where'd my girl go to?
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Gio doesn't like to share...:(

I'm very stingy.

Hey wait, where'd my girl go to?
I haven't seen her, no matter what people might say.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Gio doesn't like to share...:(

Hey wait, where'd my girl go to?
fixed the sharing problem...I'm gettin it on with the mainentence guy... :p
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I haven't seen her, no matter what people might say. [/B]
I know she's around here somewhere...*Checks your closet*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
fixed the sharing problem...she's gettin it on with the mainentence guy... :p
Grrr.....
 

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oops..did i say gettin it on? i meant fixing the AC in the room....but he's gone, now :D
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
oops..did i say gettin it on? i meant fixing the AC in the room....but he's gone, now :D
*Looks at broken window* Of course he's gone...Tell UT they might want to clean him up off the sidewalk. It's a long fall from the fourth floor.
 

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i will..but only after my old roomie has had some time with the body...she's into kinky sh!t like that...
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
i will..but only after my old roomie has had some time with the body...she's into kinky sh!t like that...
Don't make me come up there and spank you again. ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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