Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
If you two lovebirds want to start a thread of your own in Anything Else talking about how Jonny licks your nuts, I fully support y'all.Originally posted by Hot Ice
And BY THE WAY!
Johnny, who left this thread embarrassed, licks MY nuts...
So WE don't get a thread of our own!?!??
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
johnny is on his way to your house now..
stop... pajama time!Originally posted by Hot Ice
Cool he's going to another COUNTRY and over Atlantic for d!ck...
Don't you think it's kinda afc??
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
True love knows no "AFC".Originally posted by Hot Ice
Don't you think it's kinda afc??
o sheesh, havent you ever heard of keagals?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Too bad. Mine.Originally posted by Don Ronny
You do Keagals???
Now I want a piece!
Originally posted by Eternal
Gio doesn't like to share...
I haven't seen her, no matter what people might say.
fixed the sharing problem...I'm gettin it on with the mainentence guy...Originally posted by Eternal
Gio doesn't like to share...
Hey wait, where'd my girl go to?
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
*Looks at broken window* Of course he's gone...Tell UT they might want to clean him up off the sidewalk. It's a long fall from the fourth floor.Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
oops..did i say gettin it on? i meant fixing the AC in the room....but he's gone, now
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.