"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
And BY THE WAY!
Johnny, who left this thread embarrassed, licks MY nuts...
So WE don't get a thread of our own!?!?? :mad:
If you two lovebirds want to start a thread of your own in Anything Else talking about how Jonny licks your nuts, I fully support y'all.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
If you two lovebirds want to start a thread of your own in Anything Else talking about how Jonny licks your nuts, I fully support y'all.
Ahm, Great!

Hear Jonny??
We got moderator support!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
johnny is on his way to your house now..
Cool he's going to another COUNTRY and over Atlantic for d!ck...
Don't you think it's kinda afc?? :confused:
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
Cool he's going to another COUNTRY and over Atlantic for d!ck...
Don't you think it's kinda afc?? :confused:
stop... pajama time!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
Don't you think it's kinda afc?? :confused:
True love knows no "AFC".
 

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Awwww... it's so cute you two answer my posts taking turns when it's pajama time :p
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i am not knocked up , thank you very much.
Just poking fun at Gio's penchant for MILFs.
I guess he likes the pvssy to be a lil loosey goosey
 

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
Just poking fun at Gio's penchant for MILFs.
I guess he likes the pvssy to be a lil loosey goosey
o sheesh, havent you ever heard of keagals?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
You do Keagals???:eek:

Now I want a piece!
Too bad. Mine. :p :D
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Too bad. Mine. :p :D
Gio doesn't like to share...:(

Hey wait, where'd my girl go to?
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Gio doesn't like to share...:(

I'm very stingy.

Hey wait, where'd my girl go to?
I haven't seen her, no matter what people might say.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Gio doesn't like to share...:(

Hey wait, where'd my girl go to?
fixed the sharing problem...I'm gettin it on with the mainentence guy... :p
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I haven't seen her, no matter what people might say. [/B]
I know she's around here somewhere...*Checks your closet*
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
fixed the sharing problem...she's gettin it on with the mainentence guy... :p
Grrr.....
 

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oops..did i say gettin it on? i meant fixing the AC in the room....but he's gone, now :D
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
oops..did i say gettin it on? i meant fixing the AC in the room....but he's gone, now :D
*Looks at broken window* Of course he's gone...Tell UT they might want to clean him up off the sidewalk. It's a long fall from the fourth floor.
 

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i will..but only after my old roomie has had some time with the body...she's into kinky sh!t like that...
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
i will..but only after my old roomie has had some time with the body...she's into kinky sh!t like that...
Don't make me come up there and spank you again. ;)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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