She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Don't ask me. Just know a child's book has twice as much word diversity then nightly news.Im a fan of Pook as much as the next guy. But cant a guy watch a little TV after a day of hard work?
Fanatical is a subjective term. It is better that a girlfriend/wife isn't a regular sports fan.Moreover, any women who are fanatical about sports are damaged goods. You have been warned.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You can say the same about the athletes. Mere gladiators when Rome is falling once again.Wouldn't it be great if they spent that much time and put their efforts into sh*t that really mattered?
Looks like someone in a Coincidence TheoristThe conspiracy theory?
It was a great game with an anti-climactic ending. Looks like Mahomes is well on his way towards becoming GOAT.
GOAT QB and GOAT Muppet. Dude has definite crossover appeal, got to give him that.It was a great game with an anti-climactic ending. Looks like Mahomes is well on his way towards becoming GOAT.
I know this is old but I tend to prefer to date women who like watching sports. That way I can watch all the sports I want with no issue.I guess I should have worded that different. What I meant was that you shouldn't make it a date, like "this thursday I want to watch the game with you."
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
It's mostly the linemen and tight ends who are dumb. You need some intelligence to play QB, receiver, linebacker, and defensive backfield. If you're just hitting dudes for the most part you can be dumb as a rock.Watching football is very cringe for me. The whole time I can't stop thinking about how the retard players are giving themselves brain injuries just so that smarter people can have a bit of entertainment to watch on Sunday.
Ryan Leaf is the classic example of someone who didn't seem smart.You need some intelligence to play QB
Can’t feel too bad. They get paid a **** ton of money for playing a game.It's mostly the linemen and tight ends who are dumb. You need some intelligence to play QB, receiver, linebacker, and defensive backfield. If you're just hitting dudes for the most part you can be dumb as a rock.
Some of the injuries sustained in football can be life altering, so that stinks.Can’t feel too bad. They get paid a **** ton of money for playing a game.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Yeah, at the expense of all the beta cvcks who fund them blindly. Their "something better to do" is getting into shootouts and cocaine binges in South Beach. Can't blame them for it either, especially with all that immunity they are given by crusty, old, MFs.Can’t feel too bad. They get paid a **** ton of money for playing a game.
Or getting sh1tfaced drunk and showing up belligerently at your in-lawsYeah, at the expense of all the beta cvcks who fund them blindly. Their "something better to do" is getting into shootouts and cocaine binges in South Beach. Can't blame them for it either, especially with all that immunity they are given by crusty, old, MFs.
Uh, I guess 1982 & 1986 don't count?I love football in the sense that I love to watch the game as I grew up playing it and was a fan. Plus, when I was in NYC, it was great to rub it in the faces of Penn St alumni that you went to an SEC school that actually wins titles. However, there is a level to this. If you are watching casually for fun, then you are not a loser unless you burn your entire Saturday watching football. After being hit with a nasty health scare that made it tough for me to game, I spent my Saturdays and Sundays watching football.
However, overall, anything outside of watching football at home or maybe at a bar is a waste of time.
If you go to a game, you notice how most people there are usually married with kids or settled down. The typical fan is a beta male that works the 9 to 5 corporate job, fattens himself up on beer from happy hours, gets obsessed with celebrity gossip, and then gets jealous of the single guys living it up and getting laid.
Even for myself, I have usually watched football and sports in my darkest moments in life. If I had not been hit with a nasty health scare, I would be out talking to girls, walking on my own business, or doing something important and worthwhile than watching football. I find that people who religiously follow sports are usually just the kinds of people who have thrown the towel in on life and need someone to vicariously live through.
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That was a long time ago. No one under 50 remembers those happening. @Jesse Pinkman is under 50.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.