Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Don't ask me. Just know a child's book has twice as much word diversity then nightly news.Im a fan of Pook as much as the next guy. But cant a guy watch a little TV after a day of hard work?
Fanatical is a subjective term. It is better that a girlfriend/wife isn't a regular sports fan.Moreover, any women who are fanatical about sports are damaged goods. You have been warned.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can say the same about the athletes. Mere gladiators when Rome is falling once again.Wouldn't it be great if they spent that much time and put their efforts into sh*t that really mattered?
Looks like someone in a Coincidence TheoristThe conspiracy theory?
It was a great game with an anti-climactic ending. Looks like Mahomes is well on his way towards becoming GOAT.
GOAT QB and GOAT Muppet. Dude has definite crossover appeal, got to give him that.It was a great game with an anti-climactic ending. Looks like Mahomes is well on his way towards becoming GOAT.
I know this is old but I tend to prefer to date women who like watching sports. That way I can watch all the sports I want with no issue.I guess I should have worded that different. What I meant was that you shouldn't make it a date, like "this thursday I want to watch the game with you."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
It's mostly the linemen and tight ends who are dumb. You need some intelligence to play QB, receiver, linebacker, and defensive backfield. If you're just hitting dudes for the most part you can be dumb as a rock.Watching football is very cringe for me. The whole time I can't stop thinking about how the retard players are giving themselves brain injuries just so that smarter people can have a bit of entertainment to watch on Sunday.
Ryan Leaf is the classic example of someone who didn't seem smart.You need some intelligence to play QB
Can’t feel too bad. They get paid a **** ton of money for playing a game.It's mostly the linemen and tight ends who are dumb. You need some intelligence to play QB, receiver, linebacker, and defensive backfield. If you're just hitting dudes for the most part you can be dumb as a rock.
Some of the injuries sustained in football can be life altering, so that stinks.Can’t feel too bad. They get paid a **** ton of money for playing a game.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Yeah, at the expense of all the beta cvcks who fund them blindly. Their "something better to do" is getting into shootouts and cocaine binges in South Beach. Can't blame them for it either, especially with all that immunity they are given by crusty, old, MFs.Can’t feel too bad. They get paid a **** ton of money for playing a game.
Or getting sh1tfaced drunk and showing up belligerently at your in-lawsYeah, at the expense of all the beta cvcks who fund them blindly. Their "something better to do" is getting into shootouts and cocaine binges in South Beach. Can't blame them for it either, especially with all that immunity they are given by crusty, old, MFs.
Uh, I guess 1982 & 1986 don't count?I love football in the sense that I love to watch the game as I grew up playing it and was a fan. Plus, when I was in NYC, it was great to rub it in the faces of Penn St alumni that you went to an SEC school that actually wins titles. However, there is a level to this. If you are watching casually for fun, then you are not a loser unless you burn your entire Saturday watching football. After being hit with a nasty health scare that made it tough for me to game, I spent my Saturdays and Sundays watching football.
However, overall, anything outside of watching football at home or maybe at a bar is a waste of time.
If you go to a game, you notice how most people there are usually married with kids or settled down. The typical fan is a beta male that works the 9 to 5 corporate job, fattens himself up on beer from happy hours, gets obsessed with celebrity gossip, and then gets jealous of the single guys living it up and getting laid.
Even for myself, I have usually watched football and sports in my darkest moments in life. If I had not been hit with a nasty health scare, I would be out talking to girls, walking on my own business, or doing something important and worthwhile than watching football. I find that people who religiously follow sports are usually just the kinds of people who have thrown the towel in on life and need someone to vicariously live through.
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That was a long time ago. No one under 50 remembers those happening. @Jesse Pinkman is under 50.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.