"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Big Pappy

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It's been a good while since I made a foolish choice.

I suppose I was due.

I went to a Christmas party hosted by a bartender that I apparently have helped to support in grand fashion. A dusk til dawn sort of affair. There were plenty of girls, but none were giving any signs of interest at all, except one. Got her number, then after meeting a few more people, left for home.

I was seriously drunk. So, I pulled over in this parking lot, which by chance had a bar located next door. So, I went in. Too tired and drunk to care, I ordered a beer just for show and a water.

Then I meet this little hot number. She is one of three hotties in the bar. One is the bartender, this one and another one.

Three steps. A glance, stance and an advance.

An hour later, she's in my bed. So, it ends up she's still here. Dead to the world passed out. I've got sh*t to do today! Why in the world did I bring her here?! Big mistake! I drove her here, which means I can't just toss her out, I've got to take her somewhere, which means more delay.

For those of you fellas that strike out, count your blessings. At least you can get stuff done! This girl wanted to drink all night, even while I was banging her. Weirdest experience ever! If I wasn't so trashed myself, I'd feel guilty.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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NewMan

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Wake her a## up and throw her a 20 for the cab ride home.

By the way - when you wake up - you should wake her a## up.
 

Big Pappy

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Comatose, my man. Slapped her ass and it just jiggled slightly.
 

Eileen

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If you're looking for sympathy, Big Pappy, don't go looking here ;)

You got laid. Stop your complaining already.

Men! You all never cease to amaze me.
 

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Why was it foolish?

Everyone needs some lovin' from time to time, even if it's just for one night.

One time I let a ONS spend the next day running errands with me and it wasn't so bad. Otherwise, yeah, spot her a couple 20's and get her a cab.

Slapped her ass and it just jiggled slightly.
At least it didn't cause your roof to collapse :)

Men! You all never cease to amaze me.
We never cease to amaze ourselves!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Don't mean to preach to ya but.......

What the fawk are you doing driving home pissed drunk you d!ckhead?


That is a Foolish Choice.
 

Big Pappy

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Absolutely correct! Not my typical behavior on any count.
 

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Dude, been there before, nothing like waking up and wishing you could get the hell outta there.
 

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Originally posted by Squid
Dude, been there before, nothing like waking up and wishing you could get the hell outta there.
So, is gettind laid worth that "I feel like a trapped animal" feeling you get afterwords?
 

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Originally posted by Eileen
So, is gettind laid worth that "I feel like a trapped animal" feeling you get afterwords?
It's the whole "getting caught up in the moment" thing, followed by the "what the hell was I thinking". Don't tell me that this has never happened to you before.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Squid
It's the whole "getting caught up in the moment" thing, followed by the "what the hell was I thinking". Don't tell me that this has never happened to you before.
No it has happend to me, but after I always think it wasn't worth it. I'm just wondering if men are the same way.
 

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Originally posted by Eileen
No it has happend to me, but after I always think it wasn't worth it. I'm just wondering if men are the same way.
I am anyway, if your regretting it the next day then it definitely wasn't worth it.
 
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