It's been a good while since I made a foolish choice.
I suppose I was due.
I went to a Christmas party hosted by a bartender that I apparently have helped to support in grand fashion. A dusk til dawn sort of affair. There were plenty of girls, but none were giving any signs of interest at all, except one. Got her number, then after meeting a few more people, left for home.
I was seriously drunk. So, I pulled over in this parking lot, which by chance had a bar located next door. So, I went in. Too tired and drunk to care, I ordered a beer just for show and a water.
Then I meet this little hot number. She is one of three hotties in the bar. One is the bartender, this one and another one.
Three steps. A glance, stance and an advance.
An hour later, she's in my bed. So, it ends up she's still here. Dead to the world passed out. I've got sh*t to do today! Why in the world did I bring her here?! Big mistake! I drove her here, which means I can't just toss her out, I've got to take her somewhere, which means more delay.
For those of you fellas that strike out, count your blessings. At least you can get stuff done! This girl wanted to drink all night, even while I was banging her. Weirdest experience ever! If I wasn't so trashed myself, I'd feel guilty.
I suppose I was due.
I went to a Christmas party hosted by a bartender that I apparently have helped to support in grand fashion. A dusk til dawn sort of affair. There were plenty of girls, but none were giving any signs of interest at all, except one. Got her number, then after meeting a few more people, left for home.
I was seriously drunk. So, I pulled over in this parking lot, which by chance had a bar located next door. So, I went in. Too tired and drunk to care, I ordered a beer just for show and a water.
Then I meet this little hot number. She is one of three hotties in the bar. One is the bartender, this one and another one.
Three steps. A glance, stance and an advance.
An hour later, she's in my bed. So, it ends up she's still here. Dead to the world passed out. I've got sh*t to do today! Why in the world did I bring her here?! Big mistake! I drove her here, which means I can't just toss her out, I've got to take her somewhere, which means more delay.
For those of you fellas that strike out, count your blessings. At least you can get stuff done! This girl wanted to drink all night, even while I was banging her. Weirdest experience ever! If I wasn't so trashed myself, I'd feel guilty.
