"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
First time at her place and you need to take a dump?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&p=421311261#post421311261
Besides matches to mask the scent I'd also recommend flushing twice. Especially if you drop a 'bomb'. Once after you've relieved yourself and a second time after wiping. (Especially if she doesn't own a plunger. You could end up in sh1ts creek.)
Also carry in a little plastic bag with baby wipes to finish up for extra cleanliness.
You may also want to watch what you eat and or carry some immodium AD in a travel pack sold at your local 7-11 when you've picked up comdoms.
Follow these tips to avoid an embarrassing situation and keep yourself fresh and clean.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Carrying babywipes is a must btw.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Key Point: Don't listen to American b.s. Always date much younger broads who are below you in society. It helps if you leave your country and find a place where you are considered very foreign. She will accept all of your behaviors as being "exotic". Trust me. It works. If I dated broads my age in America I would (1) Have STD's (2) Be the punchline for jokes among women. Not the case in Ukraine.
Remember, American society is perverse. If you date a girl who could be your sister that is called incest. If you date a girl who could be your daughter that is called...uh...F--- it, just date her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHybmFlBPHA
Hey, the French agree with me. So I must be right.
Gray The Prince
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BigJimbo said:
I thought you retired from being the local SoSuave troll?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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2. Don't eat mexican/chinese or fast food in general before your date just to be safe.
3. don' eat in a hurry before a date: When I have a date I eat a bigger lunch than normal (lunch is around 12 or so for me) so that i won't have to eat dinner later. That way if the food doesn't do me good i'll have already used the bathroom by the night night comes for my date. There's always the danger that if you have dinner that the food won't do you good and you might want to go to the bathroom during the date.
If you eat a big lunch you can sustain yourself with energy bars or whatever at night.
4. always carry baby wipes: I know this has been mentioned before but it has to be said again. I use baby wipes whether im bring one home or if i'm going to her place. I just want to be as fresh as possible. Just ask her to use her restroom and wipe yourself fresh. She'll have less qualms about going down on you.
Good tips.f283000 said:
You may also want to see if she has a switch for a fan in her bathroom and or open the window a bit or more.
Check for Lysol or Febreeze etc. in the bathroom cabinets.
Matches work well for extra scent masking. Light and blow one out quickly. (Always carry a book.)
Like F283000 said: Put some toilet paper in first to cushion the fall and or possible backsplash.
You can also flush as soon as the first trophy sized brown trout starts dropping and keep your legs closed so it helps sealing in the stink a bit while the suction from the flush draws in most of your anal cologne.
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No chick is gonna want to pound your nasty in the bathroom for 10 minutes arse! Would you want to go down on her if this was her forum topic? Yuck.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.