"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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First time at her place and you need to take a dump?

Bumsniff

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Any Sh1tiquette advice for a first time at her house and you have to take a dump? :moon:

Matches to mask your scent?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This thread is for the lactose intolerant or irritable bowel DJs.

Besides matches to mask the scent I'd also recommend flushing twice. Especially if you drop a 'bomb'. Once after you've relieved yourself and a second time after wiping. (Especially if she doesn't own a plunger. You could end up in sh1ts creek.)

Also carry in a little plastic bag with baby wipes to finish up for extra cleanliness.

You may also want to watch what you eat and or carry some immodium AD in a travel pack sold at your local 7-11 when you've picked up comdoms.

Follow these tips to avoid an embarrassing situation and keep yourself fresh and clean.
 

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Dude please! Having sex after ****ting without washing is gross! That's why people all over the world should get a bidet in every house! u.u
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I am so awkward and nervous around women that I often need to drop the kids off at the pool when I'm getting to know them alone. What has worked for me is cleaning the pipes version 2.0. I drink alot of coffee before a date and drop a large deuce before I ever see them.

Carrying babywipes is a must btw.
 

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Just hold it in long enough and it will slowly leak out in gas form.

Or just shlt yourself and ask if she has a changing room.
 

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dronkitto said:
Dude please! Having sex after ****ting without washing is gross! That's why people all over the world should get a bidet in every house! u.u

As well as using toilet paper that is too soft. Dingleberries are a major turn off during sex.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is why adult males need to date below them. That means dating much younger broads and ones who are at a much lower economic class than you are. That way you are just ECCENTRIC. You can take a sloppy dump in your pants and she won't mind.

Key Point: Don't listen to American b.s. Always date much younger broads who are below you in society. It helps if you leave your country and find a place where you are considered very foreign. She will accept all of your behaviors as being "exotic". Trust me. It works. If I dated broads my age in America I would (1) Have STD's (2) Be the punchline for jokes among women. Not the case in Ukraine.

Remember, American society is perverse. If you date a girl who could be your sister that is called incest. If you date a girl who could be your daughter that is called...uh...F--- it, just date her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHybmFlBPHA
Hey, the French agree with me. So I must be right.
 

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BigJimbo said:
This is why adult males need to date below them. That means dating much younger broads and ones who are at a much lower economic class than you are. That way you are just ECCENTRIC. You can take a sloppy dump in your pants and she won't mind.

Key Point: Don't listen to American b.s. Always date much younger broads who are below you in society. It helps if you leave your country and find a place where you are considered very foreign. She will accept all of your behaviors as being "exotic". Trust me. It works. If I dated broads my age in America I would (1) Have STD's (2) Be the punchline for jokes among women. Not the case in Ukraine.

Remember, American society is perverse. If you date a girl who could be your sister that is called incest. If you date a girl who could be your daughter that is called...uh...F--- it, just date her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHybmFlBPHA
Hey, the French agree with me. So I must be right.

I thought you retired from being the local SoSuave troll?
 

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You know, sometimes you just gotta take care of your shit.
 

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BigJimbo said:
This is why adult males need to date below them. That means dating much younger broads and ones who are at a much lower economic class than you are. That way you are just ECCENTRIC. You can take a sloppy dump in your pants and she won't mind.

Key Point: Don't listen to American b.s. Always date much younger broads who are below you in society. It helps if you leave your country and find a place where you are considered very foreign. She will accept all of your behaviors as being "exotic". Trust me. It works. If I dated broads my age in America I would (1) Have STD's (2) Be the punchline for jokes among women. Not the case in Ukraine.

Remember, American society is perverse. If you date a girl who could be your sister that is called incest. If you date a girl who could be your daughter that is called...uh...F--- it, just date her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHybmFlBPHA
Hey, the French agree with me. So I must be right.

So next time I meet a woman and I'm at her house for the first time while having to take a dump I should ask to borrow her computer to book a flight to the Ukraine to take a sh!t?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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1. throw some toilet paper in the water in order to "cushion" the fall of those bombs. This is a good way to avoid the sound of bombs dropping on water if you know what i mean. Just don't overdo it with the toilet paper you don't want bad luck to get you and somehow clogg the toilet

2. Don't eat mexican/chinese or fast food in general before your date just to be safe.

3. don' eat in a hurry before a date: When I have a date I eat a bigger lunch than normal (lunch is around 12 or so for me) so that i won't have to eat dinner later. That way if the food doesn't do me good i'll have already used the bathroom by the night night comes for my date. There's always the danger that if you have dinner that the food won't do you good and you might want to go to the bathroom during the date.

If you eat a big lunch you can sustain yourself with energy bars or whatever at night.

4. always carry baby wipes: I know this has been mentioned before but it has to be said again. I use baby wipes whether im bring one home or if i'm going to her place. I just want to be as fresh as possible. Just ask her to use her restroom and wipe yourself fresh. She'll have less qualms about going down on you.
 

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f283000 said:
1. throw some toilet paper in the water in order to "cushion" the fall of those bombs. This is a good way to avoid the sound of bombs dropping on water if you know what i mean. Just don't overdo it with the toilet paper you don't want bad luck to get you and somehow clogg the toilet

2. Don't eat mexican/chinese or fast food in general before your date just to be safe.

3. don' eat in a hurry before a date: When I have a date I eat a bigger lunch than normal (lunch is around 12 or so for me) so that i won't have to eat dinner later. That way if the food doesn't do me good i'll have already used the bathroom by the night night comes for my date. There's always the danger that if you have dinner that the food won't do you good and you might want to go to the bathroom during the date.

If you eat a big lunch you can sustain yourself with energy bars or whatever at night.

4. always carry baby wipes: I know this has been mentioned before but it has to be said again. I use baby wipes whether im bring one home or if i'm going to her place. I just want to be as fresh as possible. Just ask her to use her restroom and wipe yourself fresh. She'll have less qualms about going down on you.
Good tips.

You may also want to see if she has a switch for a fan in her bathroom and or open the window a bit or more.

Check for Lysol or Febreeze etc. in the bathroom cabinets.

Matches work well for extra scent masking. Light and blow one out quickly. (Always carry a book.)

Like F283000 said: Put some toilet paper in first to cushion the fall and or possible backsplash.

You can also flush as soon as the first trophy sized brown trout starts dropping and keep your legs closed so it helps sealing in the stink a bit while the suction from the flush draws in most of your anal cologne.
 

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Really on this topic? Well, when we were 3, we learned to hold it.

No chick is gonna want to pound your nasty in the bathroom for 10 minutes arse! Would you want to go down on her if this was her forum topic? Yuck.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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