"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
First time at her place and you need to take a dump?
- Thread starter Bumsniff
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&p=421311261#post421311261
Besides matches to mask the scent I'd also recommend flushing twice. Especially if you drop a 'bomb'. Once after you've relieved yourself and a second time after wiping. (Especially if she doesn't own a plunger. You could end up in sh1ts creek.)
Also carry in a little plastic bag with baby wipes to finish up for extra cleanliness.
You may also want to watch what you eat and or carry some immodium AD in a travel pack sold at your local 7-11 when you've picked up comdoms.
Follow these tips to avoid an embarrassing situation and keep yourself fresh and clean.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Carrying babywipes is a must btw.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Key Point: Don't listen to American b.s. Always date much younger broads who are below you in society. It helps if you leave your country and find a place where you are considered very foreign. She will accept all of your behaviors as being "exotic". Trust me. It works. If I dated broads my age in America I would (1) Have STD's (2) Be the punchline for jokes among women. Not the case in Ukraine.
Remember, American society is perverse. If you date a girl who could be your sister that is called incest. If you date a girl who could be your daughter that is called...uh...F--- it, just date her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHybmFlBPHA
Hey, the French agree with me. So I must be right.
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
BigJimbo said:
I thought you retired from being the local SoSuave troll?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
SoSuaveDude
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2. Don't eat mexican/chinese or fast food in general before your date just to be safe.
3. don' eat in a hurry before a date: When I have a date I eat a bigger lunch than normal (lunch is around 12 or so for me) so that i won't have to eat dinner later. That way if the food doesn't do me good i'll have already used the bathroom by the night night comes for my date. There's always the danger that if you have dinner that the food won't do you good and you might want to go to the bathroom during the date.
If you eat a big lunch you can sustain yourself with energy bars or whatever at night.
4. always carry baby wipes: I know this has been mentioned before but it has to be said again. I use baby wipes whether im bring one home or if i'm going to her place. I just want to be as fresh as possible. Just ask her to use her restroom and wipe yourself fresh. She'll have less qualms about going down on you.
Good tips.f283000 said:
You may also want to see if she has a switch for a fan in her bathroom and or open the window a bit or more.
Check for Lysol or Febreeze etc. in the bathroom cabinets.
Matches work well for extra scent masking. Light and blow one out quickly. (Always carry a book.)
Like F283000 said: Put some toilet paper in first to cushion the fall and or possible backsplash.
You can also flush as soon as the first trophy sized brown trout starts dropping and keep your legs closed so it helps sealing in the stink a bit while the suction from the flush draws in most of your anal cologne.
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No chick is gonna want to pound your nasty in the bathroom for 10 minutes arse! Would you want to go down on her if this was her forum topic? Yuck.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.