"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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fat or not?

is she a fattie?

  • yes

    Votes: 44 72.1%
  • no

    Votes: 17 27.9%

  • Total voters
    61

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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bigjohnson

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immrtlwun said:
.... my lack of respect for fat people.
I think that's harsh but up to you. I won't call a fattie 'curvy' though, so if it bothers her then she has to fix the problem. Lack of respect? Not here, people have the right and privilege of doing as they wish and categorically saying this or that group is not due respect is generally foolish.
 

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^I guess I came across wrong, I don't automatically disrespect fat people. I don't respect what being fat signifies- laziness, poor willpower, etc. Like I said, seeing a fat person that is working on getting in shape shows me that they are willing to change and demonstrate the opposite of the qualities that I mentioned earlier.
 

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I think she's fat. But then again I have an unbiased surrounding. Most of the girls who live in Vegas are pressured because the competition for them is feirce. It's the same in southern california and parts of arizona, If you want at least a semi well built guy's attention, you'd dam sure better be at least not have a muffin top with those jeans if you're single.

If I were back in Maryland a few years back...or now if I hadn't been exposed to the good life, I'd think she was okay, but by warm weather/beach standards, she's unacceptable.
 

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They're both fat, but i'd probably bang the sunglasses one
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Nowadays, a "normal" girl is fat. The girl on the left is a fattie even by the normal standard. The girl on the right is closer to normal and fat too.
 

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Corona said:
They're both fat, but i'd probably bang the sunglasses one
I'm not completely put off by body 'type' or whatever, the deal-breaker for the one on the left is that she's basically ugly. Her friend is fat too, but seems cute. I wouldn't waste (spend, whatever) much effort but if the friend fell into my lap I would provide ... services.
 

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bigjohnson said:
I'm not completely put off by body 'type' or whatever, the deal-breaker for the one on the left is that she's basically ugly. Her friend is fat too, but seems cute. I wouldn't waste (spend, whatever) much effort but if the friend fell into my lap I would provide ... services.
I don't mind thick girls either, but lefty is right about at the limit of what I find attractive. Doesn't help that she's kind of got a beat-up face, but maybe it's just a bad pic.

I recant, I'd probably sleep with lefty if I was about 10 drinks in. :up:
 

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The one on the left is absolutely overweight, and a bit of a fattie. The one on the right is just a normal woman; i.e. she has a bit of flab on her, but is not really overweight and definitely not a fattie. Every guy here would rail her, should they have the chance.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol, yeah that girl is a bit of a chubba.

alex, stop bragging about your 20inch guns :D
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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I like big t!ts, big a$$es, and thick thighs so, I'd fvck em. I like skinny and thick girls but, that is just me. Yeah, there over weight but, not like a cow. Its your life and our opinion shouldn't matter.
 

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shes fat....shes suckin up her tummy...but she needs to hit the gym.. but if she already is hittin the gym regularly, then MMAD!! respect coz that deserves it.

but her friend...i can give her a very effective work out regime in my bed with me thatll have her toned in 2 weeks..no question..it works....back and abs especially...

i used to be a lil out of shape, just slightly overweight, then realised my lifestyle meant very soon id be in the obese side of the population.

I switched it, ive been hitting the gym again and now im in superb shape and women love it, i take the stairs everywhere and im proud to show off..so i dont see why everyone cant put a little effort and feel this good.. :) :) :) unlike diddy..IM GUILTY!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Shes not obese, but she is fat. Her friends chubby but shes still attractive.

unlike diddy..IM GUILTY!!
Haha Slickaz you make me chuckle, you're the guy who created 'J holiday her' in some other thread aren't you?
 

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Yezzur thatd be me..
Id Jholiday her in bed..
or i could even usher her in the club...
jack her with my johnson..
even superman that hoe..
..

or i could get like diddy.."take that take that take that..."!!! :rockon: :rockon:
 
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