Da Realist
Master Don Juan
She's a little chubby, but not fat.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
fat or not?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
bigjohnson
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I think that's harsh but up to you. I won't call a fattie 'curvy' though, so if it bothers her then she has to fix the problem. Lack of respect? Not here, people have the right and privilege of doing as they wish and categorically saying this or that group is not due respect is generally foolish.immrtlwun said:
^I guess I came across wrong, I don't automatically disrespect fat people. I don't respect what being fat signifies- laziness, poor willpower, etc. Like I said, seeing a fat person that is working on getting in shape shows me that they are willing to change and demonstrate the opposite of the qualities that I mentioned earlier.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
I think she's fat. But then again I have an unbiased surrounding. Most of the girls who live in Vegas are pressured because the competition for them is feirce. It's the same in southern california and parts of arizona, If you want at least a semi well built guy's attention, you'd dam sure better be at least not have a muffin top with those jeans if you're single.
If I were back in Maryland a few years back...or now if I hadn't been exposed to the good life, I'd think she was okay, but by warm weather/beach standards, she's unacceptable.
If I were back in Maryland a few years back...or now if I hadn't been exposed to the good life, I'd think she was okay, but by warm weather/beach standards, she's unacceptable.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
bigjohnson
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I'm not completely put off by body 'type' or whatever, the deal-breaker for the one on the left is that she's basically ugly. Her friend is fat too, but seems cute. I wouldn't waste (spend, whatever) much effort but if the friend fell into my lap I would provide ... services.Corona said:
I don't mind thick girls either, but lefty is right about at the limit of what I find attractive. Doesn't help that she's kind of got a beat-up face, but maybe it's just a bad pic.bigjohnson said:
I recant, I'd probably sleep with lefty if I was about 10 drinks in.
The one on the left is absolutely overweight, and a bit of a fattie. The one on the right is just a normal woman; i.e. she has a bit of flab on her, but is not really overweight and definitely not a fattie. Every guy here would rail her, should they have the chance.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I am very proud to say I'm morbidly obese on the BMI scale.
Warboss Alex
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it's more like my 100lb arse, but fair enough.
I.A.F.Y.B.
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I like big t!ts, big a$$es, and thick thighs so, I'd fvck em. I like skinny and thick girls but, that is just me. Yeah, there over weight but, not like a cow. Its your life and our opinion shouldn't matter.
shes fat....shes suckin up her tummy...but she needs to hit the gym.. but if she already is hittin the gym regularly, then MMAD!! respect coz that deserves it.
but her friend...i can give her a very effective work out regime in my bed with me thatll have her toned in 2 weeks..no question..it works....back and abs especially...
i used to be a lil out of shape, just slightly overweight, then realised my lifestyle meant very soon id be in the obese side of the population.
I switched it, ive been hitting the gym again and now im in superb shape and women love it, i take the stairs everywhere and im proud to show off..so i dont see why everyone cant put a little effort and feel this good.. unlike diddy..IM GUILTY!!
but her friend...i can give her a very effective work out regime in my bed with me thatll have her toned in 2 weeks..no question..it works....back and abs especially...
i used to be a lil out of shape, just slightly overweight, then realised my lifestyle meant very soon id be in the obese side of the population.
I switched it, ive been hitting the gym again and now im in superb shape and women love it, i take the stairs everywhere and im proud to show off..so i dont see why everyone cant put a little effort and feel this good..
unlike diddy..IM GUILTY!!"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
just so suave
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Shes not obese, but she is fat. Her friends chubby but shes still attractive.
Haha Slickaz you make me chuckle, you're the guy who created 'J holiday her' in some other thread aren't you?
Yezzur thatd be me..
Id Jholiday her in bed..
or i could even usher her in the club...
jack her with my johnson..
even superman that hoe..
..
or i could get like diddy.."take that take that take that..."!!! :rockon: :rockon:
Id Jholiday her in bed..
or i could even usher her in the club...
jack her with my johnson..
even superman that hoe..
..
or i could get like diddy.."take that take that take that..."!!! :rockon: :rockon: