"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Excellent, nutritious high protein meal

Jay Fiedler

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For a quick, easy, good tasting, and high protein meal, try this. Scramble two or three eggs or heat up in the microwave. Spread a can of tuna on a piece of whole wheat bread, add the eggs on top, a piece of cheese on top of that, and then dijon mustard and heat for a sec in the micro to melt the cheese. Taste great and very high in protein and if you eat with a side of cottage cheese and a protein shake, your daily intake of protein can almost be met with one meal.

Think I'll go make myself some!

I have other quick and easy delicious meals if interested.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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stormwriter

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Jay,
That sounds great and everything, but you might want to spread out your protein intake throughout the day. Like, every two hours or so. I don't even eat ANYTHING every two hours, let alone protein, so that is a challenge for me.
 

Derek Flint

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Get yourself a George Foreman indoor grill - cooks up chicken, fish, beef etc.. in 5-10 minutes and comes out tasting great.

Every single guy should have one of these.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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eating too much protein in one go makes your body just get rid of the excess and makes you fart aswell, spread the protein over the day.
 
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