CableLight
Master Don Juan
It was fun...The guy seemed fairly unphased; almost as if he had seen the finger enough times to be immune to it. Much like getting a vaccination of sorts.
Either way, I was glad to have to opportunity.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ever kissed a popular woman?
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Either way, I was glad to have to opportunity.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
m4a1
Senior Don Juan
LOL, fool.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.
Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
That's very easy. Just ask any white guy over the age of 40 about Gerry Cooney. And notice their reaction. He's from your part of the country.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.
Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Ha. No chick who even so much as WATCHES the Vagina Monologues (for any other reason than to know the enemy's argument) gets near me. I don't care if she's a HB11.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Do you even know what the vagina monolgoues are about?
It's not anti-DJ.MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Um, yeah, I know what they are about. They still suck.
Marcopolo
Senior Don Juan
I once dated this chick who has since put out a few albums. This happened before she was famous, and she was in love with her music more than anything. It was her all consuming passion and left her little time for much else. It was fun while it lasted though.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Angelina Jolie.
If he'd said she stuck her tongue in I'd believe him, especially if he said he was also her brother.
If he'd said she stuck her tongue in I'd believe him, especially if he said he was also her brother.
Derek Flint
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The "tolerant" left is at it again.
No wonder you guys keep losing.
And just what does this have to do with kissing a popular/famous woman?
You guys are just so bitter.
Deal with it - you lost. Again.
Word negro. That feminist bull **** is going to be on my campus in February. ****ing gag me. I found this column online written by a woman on how much the Vagina Monologues is bad for women. I'm going to try and get it printed in our paper(I'm on it's staff).
**** the vagina monologues.
UpNCominDJ
Don Juan
Who cares about dating famous chics. I care about dating chics that put out. She doesn't have to be famous. Most famous chics sleep with famous dudes. I don't like to know the guys my chic has slept with. If you kissed a girl like Angelina Jolie, then you'd know that you also have billy bobs unit on your breath. I'd rather have a stangers unit on my breath than some dude every body knows.