CableLight
Master Don Juan
It was fun...The guy seemed fairly unphased; almost as if he had seen the finger enough times to be immune to it. Much like getting a vaccination of sorts.
Either way, I was glad to have to opportunity.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
ever kissed a popular woman?
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Either way, I was glad to have to opportunity.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
m4a1
Senior Don Juan
LOL, fool.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.
Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
That's very easy. Just ask any white guy over the age of 40 about Gerry Cooney. And notice their reaction. He's from your part of the country.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.
Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Ha. No chick who even so much as WATCHES the Vagina Monologues (for any other reason than to know the enemy's argument) gets near me. I don't care if she's a HB11.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Do you even know what the vagina monolgoues are about?
It's not anti-DJ.MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Um, yeah, I know what they are about. They still suck.
Marcopolo
Senior Don Juan
I once dated this chick who has since put out a few albums. This happened before she was famous, and she was in love with her music more than anything. It was her all consuming passion and left her little time for much else. It was fun while it lasted though.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Angelina Jolie.
If he'd said she stuck her tongue in I'd believe him, especially if he said he was also her brother.
If he'd said she stuck her tongue in I'd believe him, especially if he said he was also her brother.
Derek Flint
Master Don Juan
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The "tolerant" left is at it again.
No wonder you guys keep losing.
And just what does this have to do with kissing a popular/famous woman?
You guys are just so bitter.
Deal with it - you lost. Again.
Word negro. That feminist bull **** is going to be on my campus in February. ****ing gag me. I found this column online written by a woman on how much the Vagina Monologues is bad for women. I'm going to try and get it printed in our paper(I'm on it's staff).
**** the vagina monologues.
UpNCominDJ
Don Juan
Who cares about dating famous chics. I care about dating chics that put out. She doesn't have to be famous. Most famous chics sleep with famous dudes. I don't like to know the guys my chic has slept with. If you kissed a girl like Angelina Jolie, then you'd know that you also have billy bobs unit on your breath. I'd rather have a stangers unit on my breath than some dude every body knows.