CableLight
Master Don Juan
It was fun...The guy seemed fairly unphased; almost as if he had seen the finger enough times to be immune to it. Much like getting a vaccination of sorts.
Either way, I was glad to have to opportunity.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ever kissed a popular woman?
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Either way, I was glad to have to opportunity.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
m4a1
Senior Don Juan
LOL, fool.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.
Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
That's very easy. Just ask any white guy over the age of 40 about Gerry Cooney. And notice their reaction. He's from your part of the country.Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.
Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Ha. No chick who even so much as WATCHES the Vagina Monologues (for any other reason than to know the enemy's argument) gets near me. I don't care if she's a HB11.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Do you even know what the vagina monolgoues are about?
It's not anti-DJ.MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Um, yeah, I know what they are about. They still suck.
Marcopolo
Senior Don Juan
I once dated this chick who has since put out a few albums. This happened before she was famous, and she was in love with her music more than anything. It was her all consuming passion and left her little time for much else. It was fun while it lasted though.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Angelina Jolie.
If he'd said she stuck her tongue in I'd believe him, especially if he said he was also her brother.
If he'd said she stuck her tongue in I'd believe him, especially if he said he was also her brother.
Derek Flint
Master Don Juan
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The "tolerant" left is at it again.
No wonder you guys keep losing.
And just what does this have to do with kissing a popular/famous woman?
You guys are just so bitter.
Deal with it - you lost. Again.
Word negro. That feminist bull **** is going to be on my campus in February. ****ing gag me. I found this column online written by a woman on how much the Vagina Monologues is bad for women. I'm going to try and get it printed in our paper(I'm on it's staff).
**** the vagina monologues.
UpNCominDJ
Don Juan
Who cares about dating famous chics. I care about dating chics that put out. She doesn't have to be famous. Most famous chics sleep with famous dudes. I don't like to know the guys my chic has slept with. If you kissed a girl like Angelina Jolie, then you'd know that you also have billy bobs unit on your breath. I'd rather have a stangers unit on my breath than some dude every body knows.