"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ever kissed a popular woman?

CableLight

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Originally posted by Gangster Of Love

Must have felt great to give Satan, I mean, VP Cheney, the finger. He can burn and rot in hell.
It was fun...The guy seemed fairly unphased; almost as if he had seen the finger enough times to be immune to it. Much like getting a vaccination of sorts.

Either way, I was glad to have to opportunity.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jay-X

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julian, u really kissed angelina jolie?! how did it happen?
 

m4a1

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Originally posted by Jay-X
julian, u really kissed angelina jolie?! how did it happen?
LOL, fool. :(
 

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I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.

How was it being with Joey Buttafuco????
Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me. :D
 

Gangster Of Love

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
I feel dumb, but I still want someone to explain the Gerry Cooney joke to me. LOL.


Amy Fisher & the Buttafuccos actually lived not too far from me. :D
That's very easy. Just ask any white guy over the age of 40 about Gerry Cooney. And notice their reaction. He's from your part of the country.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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MetalFortress

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Originally posted by tibbetts
I live in Hawaii. Kelly Hu did the the Vagina Monologues show here. Damn wished I kissed her.
Ha. No chick who even so much as WATCHES the Vagina Monologues (for any other reason than to know the enemy's argument) gets near me. I don't care if she's a HB11.
 

Sexy_Malibu

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Ha. No chick who even so much as WATCHES the Vagina Monologues (for any other reason than to know the enemy's argument) gets near me. I don't care if she's a HB11.
Do you even know what the vagina monolgoues are about? :rolleyes: It's not anti-DJ.
 

Marcopolo

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I once dated this chick who has since put out a few albums. This happened before she was famous, and she was in love with her music more than anything. It was her all consuming passion and left her little time for much else. It was fun while it lasted though.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Angelina Jolie.

If he'd said she stuck her tongue in I'd believe him, especially if he said he was also her brother.
 

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Originally posted by CableLight
^ the boxer?

Anyway...I've never met/hooked up with anyone famous, but I gave **** Cheney the finger when he came to speak at my campus earlier this year. I'm %80 sure he saw it, but I guess I'll never know.
The "tolerant" left is at it again.

No wonder you guys keep losing.

And just what does this have to do with kissing a popular/famous woman?

You guys are just so bitter.

Deal with it - you lost. Again.
 

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Ha. No chick who even so much as WATCHES the Vagina Monologues (for any other reason than to know the enemy's argument) gets near me. I don't care if she's a HB11.
Word negro. That feminist bull **** is going to be on my campus in February. ****ing gag me. I found this column online written by a woman on how much the Vagina Monologues is bad for women. I'm going to try and get it printed in our paper(I'm on it's staff).

**** the vagina monologues.
 

UpNCominDJ

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Who cares about dating famous chics. I care about dating chics that put out. She doesn't have to be famous. Most famous chics sleep with famous dudes. I don't like to know the guys my chic has slept with. If you kissed a girl like Angelina Jolie, then you'd know that you also have billy bobs unit on your breath. I'd rather have a stangers unit on my breath than some dude every body knows.
 
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