Ok so Im horny, its summer time, no job at the moment, and theres this chick that I was talking to the other night. She said she wants to suck my **** but only if I f*** her. The thing is shes very fat, and not that attractive. Is it worth it?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ever F***** A Fat Girl?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
My thoughts are if you don't find her attractive, don't do it. I'm not saying don't do it because she's fat. I know some people like fat chicks, and I also know (and have been with) really cute chubby chicks. I'm not sure how fat we are talking here, but if you aren't attracted, I wouldn't recommend it.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
5string
Master Don Juan
Don't fvck fatties, PERIOD!
Mike32ct
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Let's look at the pros and cons...
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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I have nothing against thick women. Actually they are great. By fat I mean disgusting big.
Bible_Belt
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She didn't say you had to fvck her pvssy. Some fat girls have giant tits; you could fvck those. Bonus points if you can teach her to hold her t!ts together and move them up and down over your d!ck to get you off. It's the best fat girl sex trick ever. Plus you don't get STDs, you won't knock her up, and you don't have to look at her giant ass.
5string
Master Don Juan
What about tit jam?Bible_Belt said:
Yuk.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Um.... Yes! It's very very true. The girls I was with could all be considered "chubby" or "thick" but holy hell is it true that they somehow know to swarm once you bite the bullet.K2000kidd said:
Haha.. man, that just made me laugh...