Ok so Im horny, its summer time, no job at the moment, and theres this chick that I was talking to the other night. She said she wants to suck my **** but only if I f*** her. The thing is shes very fat, and not that attractive. Is it worth it?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ever F***** A Fat Girl?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
My thoughts are if you don't find her attractive, don't do it. I'm not saying don't do it because she's fat. I know some people like fat chicks, and I also know (and have been with) really cute chubby chicks. I'm not sure how fat we are talking here, but if you aren't attracted, I wouldn't recommend it.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
5string
Master Don Juan
Don't fvck fatties, PERIOD!
Mike32ct
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Let's look at the pros and cons...
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Mike32ct
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I have nothing against thick women. Actually they are great. By fat I mean disgusting big.
Bible_Belt
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She didn't say you had to fvck her pvssy. Some fat girls have giant tits; you could fvck those. Bonus points if you can teach her to hold her t!ts together and move them up and down over your d!ck to get you off. It's the best fat girl sex trick ever. Plus you don't get STDs, you won't knock her up, and you don't have to look at her giant ass.
5string
Master Don Juan
What about tit jam?Bible_Belt said:
Yuk.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Um.... Yes! It's very very true. The girls I was with could all be considered "chubby" or "thick" but holy hell is it true that they somehow know to swarm once you bite the bullet.K2000kidd said:
Haha.. man, that just made me laugh...