Ok so Im horny, its summer time, no job at the moment, and theres this chick that I was talking to the other night. She said she wants to suck my **** but only if I f*** her. The thing is shes very fat, and not that attractive. Is it worth it?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ever F***** A Fat Girl?
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
My thoughts are if you don't find her attractive, don't do it. I'm not saying don't do it because she's fat. I know some people like fat chicks, and I also know (and have been with) really cute chubby chicks. I'm not sure how fat we are talking here, but if you aren't attracted, I wouldn't recommend it.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
5string
Master Don Juan
Don't fvck fatties, PERIOD!
Mike32ct
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Let's look at the pros and cons...
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Mike32ct
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I have nothing against thick women. Actually they are great. By fat I mean disgusting big.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
She didn't say you had to fvck her pvssy. Some fat girls have giant tits; you could fvck those. Bonus points if you can teach her to hold her t!ts together and move them up and down over your d!ck to get you off. It's the best fat girl sex trick ever. Plus you don't get STDs, you won't knock her up, and you don't have to look at her giant ass.
5string
Master Don Juan
What about tit jam?Bible_Belt said:
Yuk.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Um.... Yes! It's very very true. The girls I was with could all be considered "chubby" or "thick" but holy hell is it true that they somehow know to swarm once you bite the bullet.K2000kidd said:
Haha.. man, that just made me laugh...