Ok so Im horny, its summer time, no job at the moment, and theres this chick that I was talking to the other night. She said she wants to suck my **** but only if I f*** her. The thing is shes very fat, and not that attractive. Is it worth it?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ever F***** A Fat Girl?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
My thoughts are if you don't find her attractive, don't do it. I'm not saying don't do it because she's fat. I know some people like fat chicks, and I also know (and have been with) really cute chubby chicks. I'm not sure how fat we are talking here, but if you aren't attracted, I wouldn't recommend it.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
5string
Master Don Juan
Don't fvck fatties, PERIOD!
Mike32ct
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Let's look at the pros and cons...
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mike32ct
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I have nothing against thick women. Actually they are great. By fat I mean disgusting big.
Bible_Belt
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She didn't say you had to fvck her pvssy. Some fat girls have giant tits; you could fvck those. Bonus points if you can teach her to hold her t!ts together and move them up and down over your d!ck to get you off. It's the best fat girl sex trick ever. Plus you don't get STDs, you won't knock her up, and you don't have to look at her giant ass.
5string
Master Don Juan
What about tit jam?Bible_Belt said:
Yuk.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Um.... Yes! It's very very true. The girls I was with could all be considered "chubby" or "thick" but holy hell is it true that they somehow know to swarm once you bite the bullet.K2000kidd said:
Haha.. man, that just made me laugh...