Ok so Im horny, its summer time, no job at the moment, and theres this chick that I was talking to the other night. She said she wants to suck my **** but only if I f*** her. The thing is shes very fat, and not that attractive. Is it worth it?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Ever F***** A Fat Girl?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
My thoughts are if you don't find her attractive, don't do it. I'm not saying don't do it because she's fat. I know some people like fat chicks, and I also know (and have been with) really cute chubby chicks. I'm not sure how fat we are talking here, but if you aren't attracted, I wouldn't recommend it.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
On the other hand, fat chicks can suck a d!ck like you won't believe.
5string
Master Don Juan
Don't fvck fatties, PERIOD!
Mike32ct
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Let's look at the pros and cons...
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
Cons:
1. They're sweaty.
2. It's not easy to find the hole.
3. Not easy to get it up.
4. She's ALWAYS bigger naked. After she peels off her tight clothes, she inflates to 35 psig lol.
Pros:
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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I have nothing against thick women. Actually they are great. By fat I mean disgusting big.
Bible_Belt
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She didn't say you had to fvck her pvssy. Some fat girls have giant tits; you could fvck those. Bonus points if you can teach her to hold her t!ts together and move them up and down over your d!ck to get you off. It's the best fat girl sex trick ever. Plus you don't get STDs, you won't knock her up, and you don't have to look at her giant ass.
5string
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What about tit jam?Bible_Belt said:
Yuk.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Um.... Yes! It's very very true. The girls I was with could all be considered "chubby" or "thick" but holy hell is it true that they somehow know to swarm once you bite the bullet.K2000kidd said:
Haha.. man, that just made me laugh...