Eating a hairy pvssy...

[Purple-Haze]

Don't take too much credit for that. You weren't the only one who said it.

Psh you've never met me. How could you know I'm masculine? All you know is a have a baby face and I shave EVERYTHING.

Hahaha. Actually that doesn't sound too masculine.

Ahh I get laid. What do I care? I don't need to prove my masculinity to any of you!!

*runs up to his room, "Full House" syle*

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

...*stays quiet as to not shoot himself in the foot*

 

[Purple-Haze]

...*stays quiet as to not shoot himself in the foot*

Just for you I googled "exfoliating for men"...

http://ca.askmen.com/fashion/fashiontip_200/248_fashion_advice.html

I hope that gives you some tips.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Does this mean you sport a bald look yourself?

Abso-fvcking lutely.

Though not as bald as my big head. Instead I now trim very closely the Karmic strip and shave the surrounding areas; balls, taint, sides of the sac.

I don't want Mrs. K to make a dentist appointment for a haircut. She returns the consideration in kind.

 

[Purple-Haze]

Abso-fvcking lutely.

Though not as bald as my big head. Instead I now trim very closely the Karmic strip and shave the surrounding areas; balls, taint, sides of the sac.

I don't want Mrs. K to make a dentist appointment for a haircut. She returns the consideration in kind.

Tit for tat.

If you take care of yourself, then you can ask for that in return. If you sport a jungle, you cannot expect consideration of any kind on her part.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Abso-fvcking lutely.

Though not as bald as my big head. Instead I now trim very closely the Karmic strip and shave the surrounding areas; balls, taint, sides of the sac.

I don't want Mrs. K to make a dentist appointment for a haircut. She returns the consideration in kind.

See ya that's what I'm talking about!! Girls who have never tried going down on a clean shaven man...you're missing out! Don't knock it till you try it! Any slight self consciousness on both parts is throw out the window! You don't have to worry about getting hair in your teeth or odor or the hairs tickling your face. It's good stuff.


Purple, now that you mention it I do actually have this St. Ives stuff that I wash my face with everyday. It says "exfoliating" on it.

I THINK I can put this stuff on my balls...

 

[Purple-Haze]

See ya that's what I'm talking about!! Girls who have never tried going down on a clean shaven man...you're missing out! Don't knock it till you try it! Any slight self consciousness on both parts is throw out the window! You don't have to worry about getting hair in your teeth or odor or the hairs tickling your face. It's good stuff.


Purple, now that you mention it I do actually have this St. Ives stuff that I wash my face with everyday. It says "exfoliating" on it.

I THINK I can put this stuff on my balls...

It's fun to try that once in a while (you know, to get a giggle out of the experience). But I don't think I can take a "bald" man seriously...but that's just me. PH on a man reminds me of his masculinity, that he is a primal creature WITH hair. But I do agree that a bush is mucho eww.

And I don't know about the odor. By virtue of having hair below...? I dunno about that.

Maybe you can try getting a cute little mini loofah for your boys. I don't know how well a facial scrub would work in this instance. There are TONS of exfoliating products.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Well the HAIR doesn't cause odor. But any odor that you DO have it traps it. Not good for me. I don't want a girl to take a shower every time I go down on her.

There was this girl I dated a month or so back. Clean shaven and had a wonderful taste to her. I went down on her in the morning and later on in the day we went out for a few hours. Went back to her place, went down on her and she smelled and tasted as clean as the first time I went down on her.

Good stuff.

To each his own I guess. I might consider growing a fuzz if a girl is really turned on by that.

She'd have to be a keeper though.

 

[KarmaSutra]

The bald c0ck is cliche' now. And it's tacky. Mrs. K likes just enough to nuzzle her nose into but not have any go in her nostrils.

Brother Thunder, I use the clippers on the second to last shortest setting and then shave with my Quattro the surrounding areas and the underneath. One tip is to not use a shaving cream or gel with menthol in it. Read the ingredients.

I use Axe snakepeel to shave around down there. Scrubs, cleans and provides good lubrication for the razor all at the same time.

 

[bigjohnson]

I implied shaving but I really meant trimming.

If you shave with a razor and keep it clean shaved the equipment will actually itch LESS than any other option I've tried. The comfort is the primary reason I bother.

The fancy 5 blade razor is pretty good to have for that BTW.

 

[Purple-Haze]

Well the HAIR doesn't cause odor. But any odor that you DO have it traps it. Not good for me. I don't want a girl to take a shower every time I go down on her.

There was this girl I dated a month or so back. Clean shaven and had a wonderful taste to her. I went down on her in the morning and later on in the day we went out for a few hours. Went back to her place, went down on her and she smelled and tasted as clean as the first time I went down on her.

Good stuff.

To each his own I guess. I might consider growing a fuzz if a girl is really turned on by that.

She'd have to be a keeper though.

It's one thing for a girl to be trimmed/clean shaven/with a strip and entirely another thing for a man to be so.

Yin and yang and all that.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

It's one thing for a girl to be trimmed/clean shaven/with a strip and entirely another thing for a man to be so.

Yin and yang and all that.

Ying and yang? For private parts!? Get outta here!

Hm. Maybe the older women like a lot of hair on a guy. Young girls haven't complained at all.


Karma, I use a quatro also. I don't have clippers. I would leave a bit of fuzz around the lower part of my pelvic area but...yeah. No clippers. I might invest in some. But there is no way in HELL that I wouldn't shave my balls or lower regions! That's nasty!

 

[Purple-Haze]

Ying and yang? For private parts!? Get outta here!

Hm. Maybe the older women like a lot of hair on a guy. Young girls haven't complained at all.


Karma, I use a quatro also. I don't have clippers. I would leave a bit of fuzz around the lower part of my pelvic area but...yeah. No clippers. I might invest in some. But there is no way in HELL that I wouldn't shave my balls or lower regions! That's nasty!

What I mean, dear Thunder, is that there is something to be said for the juxtaposition of masculine and feminine. This is expressed in MANY ways. The way you take care of your body and express your masculinity through your body is just one way.

I think you're right in that older women do prefer hairier men (at least the ones I know, myself included).

But really, this is all subjective. It is how you choose to groom and what she likes, right? So what does it matter what I or anyone else thinks.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

But really, this is all subjective. It is how you choose to groom and what she likes, right? So what does it matter what I or anyone else thinks.

Exactly, but it's good to get other P.O.Vs y'know? Actually how I am sexually is the only thing I care about when it comes to a girl's opinion of me. If she likes what I'm doing to her and for her it pleases me. I would like to do things that would make her aroused. I would like her to do things that would get me hard. It's a give and take.

Everything else is my own, but when it comes to my body...

...it's hers also.

 

[MacAvoy]

I don't have clippers.

They are only $5.99 at Wal-Mart.

 

[Nighthawk]

I'm picking this statistic out of my ass, but I'd say 90% of women would be turned off by a completed shaved man-set.

 

[bigjohnson]

I do it for myself, but the feedback I get is positive except from one older lady who is into that vulture peeking out of a sagebrush look. Exactly one younger girl has been into the bald look so far but she is a porn-addicted nymphomaniac. I consider both of those extreme views.

My practice (since we're sharing like a bathroom full of chicks) is to trim the hedge a little and shave the boys. It's very comfortable to wear and easy to do and that's why I still do it.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

I do it for myself, but the feedback I get is positive except from one older lady who is into that vulture peeking out of a sagebrush look. Exactly one younger girl has been into the bald look so far but she is a porn-addicted nymphomaniac. I consider both of those extreme views.

My practice (since we're sharing like a bathroom full of chicks) is to trim the hedge a little and shave the boys. It's very comfortable to wear and easy to do and that's why I still do it.

See I could NEVER sport a full on bush even if she asked. That would be way too uncomfortable for me. XD

I need to get some clippers then. Maybe I can shave a pattern into it. Like a question mark or my initials or something. XD

 

[Magma]

Maybe I can shave a pattern into it. Like a question mark or my initials or something. XD

:crackup:
Thunder, you provide some doozies on here. Thanks for the laughs! Keep 'em coming, I'm going to need a new sig at some point!

 

[MacAvoy]

I need to get some clippers then. Maybe I can shave a pattern into it. Like a question mark or my initials or something. XD

Or you can always go with the Vanilla Ice look and shave 3 lines.