Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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ThunderMaverick said:
Exfoliate?! Down there?? He probably shaves. I use to have the same problem.

My skin just got use to it. He probably doesn't do it enough.

If my skin got dry or irritated I would just put a few dabbles of cocoa butter on it.
Exfoliating the skin helps remove dead skin cells and minimizes ingrown hair growth (which is likely what's causing the itching).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ThunderMaverick said:
Or he could just put cocoa butter on his balls and he'll be okay! =D
Cocoa butter will help soothe the skin, but it will not do anything for the ingrown hairs (which is an inevitable outcome where shaving/waxing is concerned - especially "down there").

I don't know about the balls though...how you guys would exfoliate that.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Purple-Haze said:
The itching might be because of razor burn and/or ingrown hairs. You need to exfoliate to keep that stuff under control.

Do you shave or wax?
I implied shaving but I really meant trimming.

Basically, I just took a pair of scissors and trimmed it down there nice and neat. What I assumed happened after that is that the course hairs were now blunted because of the trimming, then my briefs were pressing those blunted ends against my skin causing me to itch like crazy.

It was so irritating that I couldn't see how it would be feasible for me to ever do that again.
 

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Magma said:
One time I tried to Nair my nutsack to avoid the problems discussed here.

I gotta be honest: not so much fun. :down: It burned like I had just tea-bagged an ant hill of fire ants!
You are a brave man. If you mean you tried to use a depilatory cream THERE, I can understand why you had a burning sensation. Hair removal creams leave tiny cuts on your skin (hence the burning).

They are never any good and not good for your skin.
 

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Purple-Haze said:
You are a brave man. If you mean you tried to use a depilatory cream THERE, I can understand why you had a burning sensation. Hair removal creams leave tiny cuts on your skin (hence the burning).

They are never any good and not good for your skin.

Aye. That boy of seventeen was not brave. He was STUPID, STUPD, STUPID! :cuss:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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MacAvoy said:
Thunder,

I would think a bald man would look like a kid, not exactly sexy IMO.

I well I'm told by people that I have "baby face" anyways. I don't know what's worse. Looking like a bald kid..

Or looking like a hairy kid. -_-

And what do I care what a guy thinks anyways? Unless...you wanna...

you know.
 

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Purple-Haze said:
Read my previous post. ;)
Well I meant is it like the stuff you use for your face sometimes? Where it's like a scrub? Like it feels like a bunch of tiny rocks on your face?
 

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Magma said:
Aye. That boy of seventeen was not brave. He was STUPID, STUPD, STUPID! :cuss:
I know men older than that who've done far worse to their precious bits...so he was not that stupid.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ThunderMaverick said:
I well I'm told by people that I have "baby face" anyways. I don't know what's worse. Looking like a bald kid..

Or looking like a hairy kid. -_-

And what do I care what a guy thinks anyways? Unless...you wanna...

you know.
I see I clearly hit a nerve.

Don't worry Thunder, you are still very much a masculine man. OK? :p
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
Haven't had any complaints yet, sista!;)
To each her own Thunder. Some women like the soft supple look on their man. I have friends who hate body hair on their men...they find it gross. So you stick to those ladies and leave the hairy ones to the others.
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
Well I meant is it like the stuff you use for your face sometimes? Where it's like a scrub? Like it feels like a bunch of tiny rocks on your face?
You can use a loofah brush in the shower...so no need for the exfolating cleansers. Just takes a few mins and you should be OK.
 

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Purple-Haze said:
I see I clearly hit a nerve.

Don't worry Thunder, you are still very much a masculine man. OK? :p

Don't take too much credit for that. You weren't the only one who said it. :p

Psh you've never met me. How could you know I'm masculine? All you know is a have a baby face and I shave EVERYTHING.

Hahaha. Actually that doesn't sound too masculine. :eek:

Ahh I get laid. What do I care? I don't need to prove my masculinity to any of you!!

*runs up to his room, "Full House" syle*
 

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Purple-Haze said:
To each her own Thunder. Some women like the soft supple look on their man. I have friends who hate body hair on their men...they find it gross. So you stick to those ladies and leave the hairy ones to the others.

I can't leave women alone. I convert them.:cheer:

And sh!t, if I wasn't "masculine" then I definitely would know what a "loofah brush" was.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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