"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ok heres the low down

theres this hb8.5 thats always like sayin hi, even tho i dont talk to her at all, and lately shes been trying harder and harder to get my attention, like she hits my arm n ****.

Yes, i do know her, i chilled at lan cafe at daytime june and july earlier this year , n she was there, n we chilled n ****.

shes like so much younger than me, junior and im senior, thing is her friend is the HB8 i want. im gonna hit it since this is like a free shot that i basically didnt do anything to get - cause i just chilled listenin to hott songs at this lan cafe sumtimes lol.


CLIFFS NOTES
-young hb, short
-want her friend, tall
-gonna hit it, but young


thought comments?
 

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McKindley

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Wow. I hope this is a joke. If not I don't know where to start.
 

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I don't think you have enough game to hit it.
 

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lol @ huge trying to be nonchalant over what seems like the first gurl that ever showed interest in him.... Dawg, girls like guys or did you not know this? I know I did, so I don't need you telling me about it in your post :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

McKindley

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Ok. If she's only a year or less younger than you I don't think there's enough of an age gap to consider her too young.

So you have what you consider a sure thing with one girl, but you'd rather be with her friend. Knowing the way girls are you should probably go with the girl you know digs you. Because if you try for her friend her friend'll probably turn you down, or at least not mess with you for long. Because her best friend has a thing for you. So you'd have to be Brad Pitt to pull it off.
 
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Originally posted by McKindley
Ok. If she's only a year or less younger than you I don't think there's enough of an age gap to consider her too young.

So you have what you consider a sure thing with one girl, but you'd rather be with her friend. Knowing the way girls are you should probably go with the girl you know digs you. Because if you try for her friend her friend'll probably turn you down, or at least not mess with you for long. Because her best friend has a thing for you. So you'd have to be Brad Pitt to pull it off.
3 years younger, and i think just attention *****, cause she like sayin i ignore her when shes around her friends so loud like to me, i gonna avoid this psycho at best.

thx for serious comments mckindley :)
 
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