ERB
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Crazy bitches out there guys.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Don’t leave your condoms at her place
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Crazy bitches out there guys.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ERB
Don Juan
Probably fake. Posting so the younger guys who don’t think about this. Gave me chills after I come across this video.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
RickTheToad
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Never trust a redhead or a b!tch with a big butt and a smile.
DEEZEDBRAH
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backseatjuan
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Actually this is a valid concern. The btch I'm meeting today, I told her to fck off a year ago on new years eve, she is 39, no kids, she wants kids, she has ugly face a 6 and hot body 8. Sht I'm thinking of flaking on her. That btch can totally do it. Her ability to have children is at question tho. Absolutely, flash condoms down the toilet.
what if it will clog the pipe? it doesnt dissolve
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
dating older women ha ha
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Not my problem
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As a landlord who has had to unplug pipes filled with condoms don't do it. Take them with you.
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Haha...not my concern
Not a professional plumber here, but think if condoms can clog a wide drain pipe there’s something seriously wrong with the plumbing or it’s something simple like a bad toilet wax ring, but something is wrong beyond flushed condoms…
The only time I had a bad pull the toilet drain clog was when my 4 year old daughter flushed a bikini she didn’t like.…
Lmao years later
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
RickTheToad
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Simple. Put a bag over her head, and do her from behind. You can then get a second condom, leave it behind, and fill it with horseradish sauce. So, if she does that, she'll get a rude awaking. I read it someone on the forums once. I thought it was hilarious.