ERB
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Crazy bitches out there guys.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Don’t leave your condoms at her place
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Crazy bitches out there guys.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
ERB
Don Juan
Probably fake. Posting so the younger guys who don’t think about this. Gave me chills after I come across this video.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RickTheToad
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Never trust a redhead or a b!tch with a big butt and a smile.
DEEZEDBRAH
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Actually this is a valid concern. The btch I'm meeting today, I told her to fck off a year ago on new years eve, she is 39, no kids, she wants kids, she has ugly face a 6 and hot body 8. Sht I'm thinking of flaking on her. That btch can totally do it. Her ability to have children is at question tho. Absolutely, flash condoms down the toilet.
what if it will clog the pipe? it doesnt dissolve
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
dating older women ha ha
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Not my problem
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As a landlord who has had to unplug pipes filled with condoms don't do it. Take them with you.
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Haha...not my concern
Not a professional plumber here, but think if condoms can clog a wide drain pipe there’s something seriously wrong with the plumbing or it’s something simple like a bad toilet wax ring, but something is wrong beyond flushed condoms…
The only time I had a bad pull the toilet drain clog was when my 4 year old daughter flushed a bikini she didn’t like.…
Lmao years later
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
RickTheToad
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Simple. Put a bag over her head, and do her from behind. You can then get a second condom, leave it behind, and fill it with horseradish sauce. So, if she does that, she'll get a rude awaking. I read it someone on the forums once. I thought it was hilarious.