Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Does this make me gay?

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WesCottII

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Gay? no. Running on here everytime you have a slight problem e.g "postman touched me whilst handing me letters, am I touchable?" - makes you very annoying, but not gay.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It's hard to believe this isn't a troll post, but for the off chance that this guy is serious, I'll make a serious attempt to answer his question.

You're not gay. I've read that homosexuals have an EMOTIONAL attachment to the same sex; not just physical. So unless you started to have feelings for this guy's ass beyond the physical, I think you're safely heterosexual.

Now if you start to become obsessed with redecorating your apartment and start wearing lavender scented cologne, I might change my opinion.
 

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Shezz said:
FLAGGED: Troll

Sarge On...
Troll? Shut up, as if I would honestly waste my time typing this crap if I wasn't serious. Look, you might have nothing better to do but post on Sosuave all day, but that doesn't mean other people do.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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omg u need to chill, u say your scared of being gay lol. dude no bodys gonna force u to be gay. you need to figure out why wrestling practice and group showers make you so uncomfortable and you need to be a f*cking man and make your own choices about who you want to be
 

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MikeViper said:
Troll? Shut up, as if I would honestly waste my time typing this crap if I wasn't serious. Look, you might have nothing better to do but post on Sosuave all day, but that doesn't mean other people do.
You were banned already...ever wonder why? Shezz can actually get girls unlike someone. Stop talking so much sh*t.
 

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i'll be honest, you're gay. even looking at another guy without his shirt on makes you gay.

and the ladies can tell, and they wont want your gay ass anymore.


unless you're in the locker room. then you can slap other guy's asses and its straight.


friggin' fruitcake...


I hate the people here now
 

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To quote Carlos Mencia
"If you think you might be gay then your gay . . .clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your really really gay
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap"

Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This thread has officially become lame. And you know what? No, I'm not gay. I was looking up pictures of girls with hot asses, up comes a guy with a feminine ass, I jack to it thinking it was a GIRL. In the end, no I'm not guy, because my intentions at that time where straight, because I didn't know it was a guy.

You were banned already...ever wonder why? Shezz can actually get girls unlike someone. Stop talking so much sh*t.
Yeah, I was banned because you guys act like assh*les, and then make up lies to the moderators. And you wonder why I'm so defensive all the time, it's because you guys are liars. And who cares if Shezz can get girls? Girls are cool but I could name several things that I can do that Shezz can't touch. Bottom line, getting girls isn't going to get Shezz through life.
 

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MikeViper said:
Yeah, I was banned because you guys act like assh*les, and then make up lies to the moderators. And you wonder why I'm so defensive all the time, it's because you guys are liars. And who cares if Shezz can get girls? Girls are cool but I could name several things that I can do that Shezz can't touch. Bottom line, getting girls isn't going to get Shezz through life.
At least we're not gay.:moon:
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
At least we're not gay.:moon:
That's not your gay boyfriend says.
 

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mr_elor said:
Why are you rolling your eyes elor? You're the one who told me.
 

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mr_elor said:
I never said my grammar was perfect. Still, it's better than your insults. If you're gonna resort to personal insults then fair enough, but you're obviously not secure enough to handle them yourself. Perhaps you should look up some of the threads on self-esteem.

And anyway, at least I'm not gay ;)
That's not what oakraiderz said. I didn't want to hear it man, but oakraiderz comes on the bus and starts talking about how you and him were having gay sex last night. Damnit! You guys need to keep that sh*t to yourselfs.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Wow, can't you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you're the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I'm gay, that doesn't make it true, and in the end, I'm still get more p*ssy than you. And I haven't even had sex before, so that says something. And no elor, your sister doesn't count, you sick f*ck.
 

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MikeViper said:
Wow, can't you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you're the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I'm gay, that doesn't make it true, and in the end, I'm still get more p*ssy than you.
Sure you do. :crackup:
 

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MikeViper said:
Wow, can\'t you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you\'re the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I\'m gay, that doesn\'t make it true, and in the end, I\'m still get more p*ssy than you.
Viper come down man,LOSE THE NEGATIVE ATTITUDE and i know you don\'t get puzzy because your in the same boat as me ;)
 

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MikeViper said:
That's not what oakraiderz said. I didn't want to hear it man, but oakraiderz comes on the bus and starts talking about how you and him were having gay sex last night. Damnit! You guys need to keep that sh*t to yourselfs.
Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs. :down: You've yet again managed to make a dumbass post, make dumbass remarks, insult people and you still think you havent done anything wrong...troll.
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs. :down: You've yet again managed to make a dumbass post, make dumbass remarks, insult people and you still think you havent done anything wrong...troll.
You seem to know a lot about me oakraiderz, is there something you haven't been telling me? Oh yeah, it's that you're full of crap. Man, I've got to f*cking stop reply to your stupid sh*t before it gets me in a bad mmod.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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