WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Gay? no. Running on here everytime you have a slight problem e.g "postman touched me whilst handing me letters, am I touchable?" - makes you very annoying, but not gay.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Does this make me gay?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mr_knowit_all
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It's hard to believe this isn't a troll post, but for the off chance that this guy is serious, I'll make a serious attempt to answer his question.
You're not gay. I've read that homosexuals have an EMOTIONAL attachment to the same sex; not just physical. So unless you started to have feelings for this guy's ass beyond the physical, I think you're safely heterosexual.
Now if you start to become obsessed with redecorating your apartment and start wearing lavender scented cologne, I might change my opinion.
You're not gay. I've read that homosexuals have an EMOTIONAL attachment to the same sex; not just physical. So unless you started to have feelings for this guy's ass beyond the physical, I think you're safely heterosexual.
Now if you start to become obsessed with redecorating your apartment and start wearing lavender scented cologne, I might change my opinion.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
proteinshake
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omg u need to chill, u say your scared of being gay lol. dude no bodys gonna force u to be gay. you need to figure out why wrestling practice and group showers make you so uncomfortable and you need to be a f*cking man and make your own choices about who you want to be
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
You were banned already...ever wonder why? Shezz can actually get girls unlike someone. Stop talking so much sh*t.MikeViper said:
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
i'll be honest, you're gay. even looking at another guy without his shirt on makes you gay.
and the ladies can tell, and they wont want your gay ass anymore.
unless you're in the locker room. then you can slap other guy's asses and its straight.
friggin' fruitcake...
I hate the people here now
and the ladies can tell, and they wont want your gay ass anymore.
unless you're in the locker room. then you can slap other guy's asses and its straight.
friggin' fruitcake...
I hate the people here now
WestCoaster
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Yes, it makes you gay. Do a Google search for sosuavette.com. 
To quote Carlos Mencia
"If you think you might be gay then your gay . . .clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your really really gay
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap"
Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
"If you think you might be gay then your gay . . .clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your really really gay
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap"
Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This thread has officially become lame. And you know what? No, I'm not gay. I was looking up pictures of girls with hot asses, up comes a guy with a feminine ass, I jack to it thinking it was a GIRL. In the end, no I'm not guy, because my intentions at that time where straight, because I didn't know it was a guy.
Yeah, I was banned because you guys act like assh*les, and then make up lies to the moderators. And you wonder why I'm so defensive all the time, it's because you guys are liars. And who cares if Shezz can get girls? Girls are cool but I could name several things that I can do that Shezz can't touch. Bottom line, getting girls isn't going to get Shezz through life.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
At least we're not gay.:moon:MikeViper said:
That's not what oakraiderz said. I didn't want to hear it man, but oakraiderz comes on the bus and starts talking about how you and him were having gay sex last night. Damnit! You guys need to keep that sh*t to yourselfs.mr_elor said:I never said my grammar was perfect. Still, it's better than your insults. If you're gonna resort to personal insults then fair enough, but you're obviously not secure enough to handle them yourself. Perhaps you should look up some of the threads on self-esteem.
And anyway, at least I'm not gay
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Wow, can't you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you're the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I'm gay, that doesn't make it true, and in the end, I'm still get more p*ssy than you. And I haven't even had sex before, so that says something. And no elor, your sister doesn't count, you sick f*ck.
dreamxhenry
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Viper come down man,LOSE THE NEGATIVE ATTITUDE and i know you don\'t get puzzy because your in the same boat as meMikeViper said:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.MikeViper said:
You've yet again managed to make a dumbass post, make dumbass remarks, insult people and you still think you havent done anything wrong...troll.You seem to know a lot about me oakraiderz, is there something you haven't been telling me? Oh yeah, it's that you're full of crap. Man, I've got to f*cking stop reply to your stupid sh*t before it gets me in a bad mmod.oakraiderz2 said:Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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