WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Gay? no. Running on here everytime you have a slight problem e.g "postman touched me whilst handing me letters, am I touchable?" - makes you very annoying, but not gay.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Does this make me gay?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mr_knowit_all
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It's hard to believe this isn't a troll post, but for the off chance that this guy is serious, I'll make a serious attempt to answer his question.
You're not gay. I've read that homosexuals have an EMOTIONAL attachment to the same sex; not just physical. So unless you started to have feelings for this guy's ass beyond the physical, I think you're safely heterosexual.
Now if you start to become obsessed with redecorating your apartment and start wearing lavender scented cologne, I might change my opinion.
You're not gay. I've read that homosexuals have an EMOTIONAL attachment to the same sex; not just physical. So unless you started to have feelings for this guy's ass beyond the physical, I think you're safely heterosexual.
Now if you start to become obsessed with redecorating your apartment and start wearing lavender scented cologne, I might change my opinion.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
proteinshake
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omg u need to chill, u say your scared of being gay lol. dude no bodys gonna force u to be gay. you need to figure out why wrestling practice and group showers make you so uncomfortable and you need to be a f*cking man and make your own choices about who you want to be
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
You were banned already...ever wonder why? Shezz can actually get girls unlike someone. Stop talking so much sh*t.MikeViper said:
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
i'll be honest, you're gay. even looking at another guy without his shirt on makes you gay.
and the ladies can tell, and they wont want your gay ass anymore.
unless you're in the locker room. then you can slap other guy's asses and its straight.
friggin' fruitcake...
I hate the people here now
and the ladies can tell, and they wont want your gay ass anymore.
unless you're in the locker room. then you can slap other guy's asses and its straight.
friggin' fruitcake...
I hate the people here now
WestCoaster
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Yes, it makes you gay. Do a Google search for sosuavette.com. 
To quote Carlos Mencia
"If you think you might be gay then your gay . . .clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your really really gay
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap"
Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
"If you think you might be gay then your gay . . .clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap
If you think you might be gay then your really really gay
If you think you might be gay then your gay . . . clap clap"
Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it clap your hands"
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This thread has officially become lame. And you know what? No, I'm not gay. I was looking up pictures of girls with hot asses, up comes a guy with a feminine ass, I jack to it thinking it was a GIRL. In the end, no I'm not guy, because my intentions at that time where straight, because I didn't know it was a guy.
Yeah, I was banned because you guys act like assh*les, and then make up lies to the moderators. And you wonder why I'm so defensive all the time, it's because you guys are liars. And who cares if Shezz can get girls? Girls are cool but I could name several things that I can do that Shezz can't touch. Bottom line, getting girls isn't going to get Shezz through life.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
At least we're not gay.:moon:MikeViper said:
That's not what oakraiderz said. I didn't want to hear it man, but oakraiderz comes on the bus and starts talking about how you and him were having gay sex last night. Damnit! You guys need to keep that sh*t to yourselfs.mr_elor said:I never said my grammar was perfect. Still, it's better than your insults. If you're gonna resort to personal insults then fair enough, but you're obviously not secure enough to handle them yourself. Perhaps you should look up some of the threads on self-esteem.
And anyway, at least I'm not gay
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Wow, can't you freaking take a joke man? Jesus, and you're the one calling me a child. But hey, what does it matter if you keep ranting on about how I'm gay, that doesn't make it true, and in the end, I'm still get more p*ssy than you. And I haven't even had sex before, so that says something. And no elor, your sister doesn't count, you sick f*ck.
dreamxhenry
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Viper come down man,LOSE THE NEGATIVE ATTITUDE and i know you don\'t get puzzy because your in the same boat as meMikeViper said:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.MikeViper said:
You've yet again managed to make a dumbass post, make dumbass remarks, insult people and you still think you havent done anything wrong...troll.You seem to know a lot about me oakraiderz, is there something you haven't been telling me? Oh yeah, it's that you're full of crap. Man, I've got to f*cking stop reply to your stupid sh*t before it gets me in a bad mmod.oakraiderz2 said:Good joke coming from someone who enjoys transsexuals and rim jobs.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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